The Republic of Facebook loser is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.761 billion Facebook loserians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 54.5%.

The Facebook loserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion ids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 40,229 ids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Facebook loser's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Facebook loser is ranked 180,808^th in the world and 57^th in Florida for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.