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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:The Jedi-Zombi Jezus officially endorses this message and the regional plan!
🅰nd the the Lord Jezus Christ saw the suffering of the zombie hordes, and went out amongst them; and in his mercy, he bathed them in the glow of his Jedi-Zombi powers; healing the lame and the sick, blessing them with his Holy Wißdom and insight, using the Force to control and/or banish their base animalistic passions and tendencies; enlightening them to his name and Glory, to come to know and forevermore live in the service of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

"These are not the Zombies you are looking for"?!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus and Mwuhahahahamed

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:The Jedi-Zombi Jezus officially endorses this message and the regional plan!
🅰nd the the Lord Jezus Christ saw the suffering of the zombie hordes, and went out amongst them; and in his mercy, he bathed them in the glow of his Jedi-Zombi powers; healing the lame and the sick, blessing them with his Holy Wißdom and insight, using the Force to control and/or banish their base animalistic passions and tendencies; enlightening them to his name and Glory, to come to know and forevermore live in the service of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

We're ready to defend! No horde shall kill and steamroll over our nation! Plus, everything that kills me makes me feel alive!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Terosa, and Western reclisa

Anyone else get the "3 religions argue over the same land" issue? How did you decide? I picked partition it, and increase police presence.

Western reclisa

Western reclisa

Outer Sparta wrote:We're ready to defend! No horde shall kill and steamroll over our nation! Plus, everything that kills me makes me feel alive!

Hey there I've been, I've been losing sleep, dreaming about the things that we could be, hey there I'm been I've been waiting hard, instead of counting dollars we'll be counting...... Stars

Makin all da love

so guys, what are we doing about these zombies's i honestly want to cure them. the more alive people the better as it means more people to make babies.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Terosa, and Laughing buddha

Zuid-limburgia

So we go for a cure in Europe?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alpinovia, and Laughing buddha

Outer Sparta wrote:We're ready to defend! No horde shall kill and steamroll over our nation! Plus, everything that kills me makes me feel alive!

Its funny when you say steamroll because the soviets. In germany we call it russian steamroll, because there are so many of them, you cant fight them.

Post self-deleted by Foucaults garden.

Foucaults garden

Why do I have the feeling I know exactly which nations will embrace Zombies?

Dark Matter, Axeldonia, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Dacian Freelands, and 4 othersAlpinovia, Endless Sumer, Laughing buddha, and Mwuhahahahamed

And here we see Lathunia.. It used to be a scientifically advanced libertarian utopia with kind people and 0 crime.. Yet now it is full of liberal atheist crackpots that love the black market even though practically everything is legal. What went so wrong?

Post by Galway-Dublin suppressed by a moderator.

Galway-Dublin wrote:If you love the free market, you're gonna love the bigger, blacker market

ALL HAIL THE INVISIBLE HAND OF THE MARKET

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Endless Sumer, Laughing buddha, and Mwuhahahahamed

Western reclisa wrote:Hey there I've been, I've been losing sleep, dreaming about the things that we could be, hey there I'm been I've been waiting hard, instead of counting dollars we'll be counting...... Stars

I see what you did... *grabs golden M4*

West herzegovina

Wow, I've been gone for a long time. And yet, Europe is hardly changed, just the way I like it.

Nice for Europe....it's a strong region....i like it !!!

Shemlia, Dacian Freelands, and Poulaka

Axeldonia wrote:ALL HAIL THE INVISIBLE HAND OF THE MARKET

Muricah

Hi

Shemlia wrote:Hi

你好

Erutenia wrote:你好

tlhIngan Hol

Erutenia wrote:你好

Kim Jong Un, is that you?

Dodekapolis wrote:Kim Jong Un, is that you?

It's Chinese :V

The greater german federal republic

Dodekapolis wrote:Kim Jong Un, is that you?

That totally looks like Korean dude...

Alpinovia

Hi

So anybody ready for the impending apocalypse?

Im not,of course,maybe beacuse this is my second apocalypse

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