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The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus officially endorses this message and the regional plan!
🅰nd the the Lord Jezus Christ saw the suffering of the zombie hordes, and went out amongst them; and in his mercy, he bathed them in the glow of his Jedi-Zombi powers; healing the lame and the sick, blessing them with his Holy Wißdom and insight, using the Force to control and/or banish their base animalistic passions and tendencies; enlightening them to his name and Glory, to come to know and forevermore live in the service of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

We're ready to defend! No horde shall kill and steamroll over our nation! Plus, everything that kills me makes me feel alive!