The Federal Kingdom of Krytenia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Maria II with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 37.496 billion Krytenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,342 trillion argentals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,150 argentals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Krytenian as 'your finger, you fool', families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, and the internal market is thriving. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 21,377^th in the world and 11^th in Anaia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.73 law-abiding acts per hour.