The United Provinces of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Omonia, Gnosis, Dynamis
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The United Provinces of Krytenia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Tristan I with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.79 billion Krytenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,586 trillion argentals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,421 argentals, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 29th in Atlantian Oceania and 17,132nd in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 11 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, elections have recently been reintroduced to Krytenia.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, Krytenia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria.

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