The Kingdom and United Provinces of Krytenia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Tristan I with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.111 billion Krytenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,526 trillion argentals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,649 argentals, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.
Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Krytenia's national animal is the Wild Cat and its national religion is Anglicanism.
Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago
- 5 days ago: Krytenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 10%).
- 17 days ago: Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
- 18 days ago: Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
- 19 days ago: Krytenia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
- 20 days ago: Krytenia lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
- 20 days ago: Krytenia relocated from Osiris to Atlantian Oceania.
- 20 days ago: Krytenia was refounded in Osiris.
- 363 days ago: Krytenia ceased to exist.
- 1 year ago: Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
- 1 year 3 days ago: Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.