Largest Mining Sector: 918th Highest Economic Output: 2,113th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,118th
The United Provinces of
Capitalist Paradise
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The United Provinces of Krytenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Violetta with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.4 billion Krytenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,973 trillion argentals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,756 argentals, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, many aides in Queen Violetta's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, all guns must be registered, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 61,352nd in the world and 24th in Atlantian Oceania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.75 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Mining Sector: 918thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,118thLargest Populations: 2,146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,074thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,996thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,769thMost Developed: 7,598thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,235thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,361stTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,190thHealthiest Citizens: 9,344thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,885thLargest Black Market: 12,089thRudest Citizens: 12,837thMost Cultured: 12,899thMost Efficient Economies: 13,246thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,823rdMost Influential: 14,112thHighest Average Incomes: 14,326thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,241st
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Krytenia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Krytenia lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • : Krytenia lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, many aides in Queen Violetta's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry.
  • : Krytenia was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » The Kazoo Peoples, Mertagne, Atlantis of Vilita, Cosumar, and Audioslavia.

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