The United Provinces of
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The United Provinces of Krytenia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Violetta with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.771 billion Krytenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,705 trillion argentals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,280 argentals, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 74th in Atlantian Oceania and 134,251st in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 7 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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by Max Barry

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