Largest Mining Sector: 893rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,139th Largest Populations: 2,148th
The United Provinces of
Capitalist Paradise
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The United Provinces of Krytenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Violetta with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.563 billion Krytenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,957 trillion argentals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,084 argentals, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, many aides in Queen Violetta's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, all guns must be registered, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 11,991st in the world and 11th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Black Market, with 16.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Mining Sector: 893rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,139thLargest Populations: 2,148thHighest Economic Output: 2,167thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,995thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,070thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,820thTop
Most Developed: 7,790thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,028thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,256thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,562ndSmartest Citizens: 9,305thHealthiest Citizens: 9,510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,991stLargest Black Market: 11,991stRudest Citizens: 12,227thMost Influential: 12,245thMost Cultured: 13,104thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,360thMost Efficient Economies: 13,742ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,432nd
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Krytenia's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Krytenia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Krytenia lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • : Krytenia lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, many aides in Queen Violetta's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Krytenia, jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry.


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