The Kingdom and United Provinces of
Capitalist Paradise
Omonia, Gnosis, Dynamis
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Kingdom and United Provinces of Krytenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Tristan I with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.438 billion Krytenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,548 trillion argentals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,682 argentals, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Wild Catball fields, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Krytenia's national animal is the Wild Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 69th in Atlantian Oceania and 102,128th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -1 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Krytenia, it's always rabbit season.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Krytenia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Krytenia, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Wild Catball fields.
  • 11 days ago: Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Krytenia, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Krytenia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 12 days ago: Krytenia lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Krytenia, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Krytenia, harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Krytenia, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Atlantian Oceania.

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