The Kingdom and United Provinces of
Capitalist Paradise
Omonia, Gnosis, Dynamis
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Kingdom and United Provinces of Krytenia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Tristan I with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.165 billion Krytenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,533 trillion argentals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,649 argentals, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Krytenia's national animal is the Wild Cat and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 61st in Atlantian Oceania and 122,600th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -20 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Krytenia was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • 13 hours ago: Krytenia applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 13 hours ago: Krytenia lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Krytenia altered its national flag.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Krytenia relocated from Osiris to Atlantian Oceania.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Krytenia was refounded in Osiris.
  • 16 days ago: Krytenia ceased to exist.
  • 17 days ago: Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 29 days ago: Krytenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 41 days ago: Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.

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