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Its not long after everything gets set up, that a low rumble is heard in the distance. It continues to get louder and louder, and soon small shapes can be made out on the horizon. After several minutes, one can make out that it appears to be a large fleet of trucks.

When they get closer, the trucks make a circle and park almost in unison. With computer like precision, the trucks expand, and quickly transform. Side windows open, and now you can see they all are colorful, decorated, and all have different names. Kenny's Tacos. Mike's Magnificent Pizza. Sammy's Sushi.

The food trucks have arrived. The sun filled night is now glistening with trucks filled with almost every kind of food imaginable, because as any Athanian knows, where there is a party, there is profit.

Off to the side, a smaller fleet of trucks park, making a semi circle. Tents appear, signs pop out, men with bullhorns adorn warm yet funny hats and start proclaiming their awesome and one time only deals. Here, you can buy newly made shirts "Skeleton Invasion 2014" and "I danced with a Skeleton in the Bright Night Sun" and "Welcome Skeletons!". Commemorative souvenirs of all kinds are here as well, including pennants that boast "Antarctica - Serving Skeletons since 2014," balloons, stuffed animals and of course the classic snow globe.

Most people would question how they have this all ready for sale this quickly. Those people do not know Athanian culture.

Brock, meanwhile, has finally worked up the courage to approach the Queen. "Greetings, my Queen. It would honor me if I could share a dance with you this lovely day."

Wow I never thought it woul be possible to overdue this hey queeny this happened everywhere you go

More or less I guess.....it all depends

The skeleton soldiers

Bilge rat ronnie wrote:Ignore them, my assassin friend. Many people are clueless I'm a girl.

Assassin: Thanks Ronnie. But i guess it isn't All their fault...

The skeleton soldiers

Nondoraus wrote:Ha Ha Ha Ha I bet that was a surprise to everyone

Merc:...Yeah...It really is...

Soldier: I didn't know...

Ranger: I knew...

*Collective "What?!"*

Ranger: Yeah its not that hard...I mean have you seen her daggers and the art painted on her sniper rifle?

*Mass realisation and collective face palm*

Bilge rat ronnie

Races over to Athani's trucks to begin her holiday shopping. I'd like a dozen penguins, and a couple of those adorable science dolls, and ooooooh, one of each of the snow globes. Do you deliver?

To honour all party guests who have arrived in dress coat, let's play the Penguin Dance!

http://youtu.be/O_CqDruPF-8

(Facepalm) this is why I prefer polar bears

Bilge rat ronnie

You have polar bears, too? I need....4 dozen. Thanks!

Sure I'm gonna have to warn you though they don't take orders from anyone except those who tame them/ can prove themselves aka get along with the bear and you take don't and well that's a different story their in he back eating

Chancellor Cormac Riordan, High Minister of Foreign Affairs, heads back to the Premier's plane. The ride back is mostly quiet, as Cormac sips his whiskey and thinks about how to best spin this to his benefit. Surely, once the Skeletons leave this will all be over, any such "territory" status would be ignored and any ship that attempts to return blown out of the water. Still, he did like the smell of that BBQ.

Thousands of feet below the plane, several buses rumble toward the fast growing party. Nearly 1000 Voltaru - almost all college students, most having a serious case of the munchies - are headed for the party. Included in the caravan is approximately 3000 bags of chips.

Hey queeny

Niemi Greetings to you.....please enjoy the victory celebration

*looks over at nondoraus*

Bilge rat ronnie

Looks at the small plush polar bears. Looks back at Nondoraus. You actually expect stuffed animals to be wild? I want some of whatever you're drinking!

First why did you want us you're "territory" queeny second yoiu meant THOSE polar bears the stuffed ones oh I thought you meant the reap ones I brougjt with me and sure you can have a drink I guess

Well first what is a reap polar bear?

And why not Antarctica? Its a beautiful region.....

Reap polar bears are simple polar bears that have the power to when striking kill the person instantly much like and it's incarnation the grim reaper hence the name I was luckily able to tame one

Heard from the souvenir trucks: "Oh yes we do deliver! You Betcha! You just have to pay a small shipping and handling fee!

Meanwhile, the Pingweener Secret Recipe Herring Milkshake FoodTruck is almost out of stock. Hurry before it is too late!

Wow Athani it's all business with you

Bilge rat ronnie

Grabs Nondoraus by the hand and pulls him onto the dance floor. Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the night away! Let's sway. Under the moonlight, the serious moonlight.

No (walks away)

Grilling takes a little longer under these extreme climate conditions, but now…

* * * Antarctica menu * * *

° the original TSA sticky ribs aplenty
° the original TSA hot hot hot sauce
° grilled bell peppers
° crisp grilled onion rings
° a great cauldron of delicious mushroom soup
° another great cauldron of potato & ginger soup
° and a great cauldron of chilli con carne
° great steaming hot cauldron of chilli sin carne
° baked beans
° grilled corn cobs
° lemons, rosemary, parsley, butter, salt, pepper

Everyone is invited to help themselves, there's plenty.

Athani wrote:Heard from the souvenir trucks: "Oh yes we do deliver! You Betcha! You just have to pay a small shipping and handling fee!

Meanwhile, the Pingweener Secret Recipe Herring Milkshake FoodTruck is almost out of stock. Hurry before it is too late!

Herring Milkshake? You're going to have the kitten contingent magically appearing around your truck.

*looks around* well except for the vendors it don't look like the natives are going to participate in this celebration......that's to bad

Bilge rat ronnie

Perhaps the vendors would care to dance? or a minion? They're pretty good dancers.

Or, we could take this stuff home and party there. It's a little warmer. Just sayin'

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