The Hubristic Scientocracy of Ximea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doktor Wunderbar with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 28.409 billion Ximeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Procyon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ximean economy, worth an astonishing 10,455 trillion CFUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 368,028 CFUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, and many friends and relatives of Doktor Wunderbar have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ximea's national animal is the land lamprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ximea is ranked 8,096^th in the world and 4^th in Angels of Derp for Nicest Citizens, with 37.12 average smiles per day.