WA Delegate: The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir (elected 1 year 203 days ago)
Embassies: Weed, Vissella, The Ascendancy, Dash Clan, Ankh Mauta, The Empire of Friendship, Pony Lands, Equestria, United Nations of Fail Earth, New Lunar Republic, Minecraftia, The United San Diego States, France, The Great Kingdom of Prussia, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, Tanos, and 12 others.Sacrum Romanum Imperium, Black Mesa Islands, Yerushalem VI, The Derpy Dominion, The Dawnguard, New Sheoth, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Sagittarius Arm, The Epic Pony Region, The Fluttershy Legion, The Illuminati, and South Seas.
Construction of embassies with Inner heavens grace has commenced. Completion expected in 2 days 17 hours.
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Mining Sector in Angels of Derp
As a region, Angels of Derp is ranked 17,028th in the world for Largest Mining Sector.
|1.||The Colorless Octopi of Poopsadon||Anarchy||“Underseaz of Doom”|
|2.||The City-State of Phisych University||Capitalist Paradise||“May it shine with truth and knowledge”|
|3.||The Kingdom of Lochborough||Father Knows Best State||“No, no, no. You're doing it wrong.”|
|4.||The Nation of Jane||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Semper ubi sub ubi”|
|5.||The Sovereign Republic of Orangi||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Freedom as boundless as the skies”|
|6.||The Flightless Birds of Cevalo Nacio||Father Knows Best State||“Batman kicked our asses!”|
|7.||The Sultanate of Rollerdiscotopia||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Make a Move, Not War”|
|8.||The Alicorn Monarchy of Magic Equestria||Democratic Socialists||“Friendship is Magic”|
|9.||The Science of Seshephe||Democratic Socialists||“What's a turtle without a shell doing in a briar patch?”|
|10.||The Scientific Meritocracy of Ximea||New York Times Democracy||“Scientia Per Ullus Sumptus”|
- 14 hours ago: The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir agreed to construct embassies with Inner heavens grace.
- 19 hours ago: The Rouge Pirates of Nasall of the region Inner heavens grace proposed constructing embassies.
- 1 day 6 hours ago: The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir updated the World Factbook entry.
- 2 days 17 hours ago: The Queendom of Equinia ceased to exist.
- 4 days ago: The Empire of Moonchaser departed this region for The Fluttershy Legion.
- 5 days ago: The Democratie of Gilrabala of the region France cancelled the closure of its embassy in Angels of Derp.
- 5 days ago: The Dissent Obliterator of Aurum Riders 3rd Treasury of the region France ordered the closure of its embassy in Angels of Derp.
- 13 days ago: Embassy established between South Seas and Angels of Derp.
- 15 days ago: Embassy established between The Illuminati and Angels of Derp.
- 15 days ago: Embassy established between The Fluttershy Legion and Angels of Derp.
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[ Part I - Hall Of Saurian Entombment ]
Through Subterranean Labyrinths of Catacombs
We Hath Crawled To Gather in this Dimly Lit
Hall Of Colossal Proportion
Which Few Ever See
Along Black Walls
Rise Tier after Tier of Carven Painted Sacrophagi
Each Standing in a Niche in the Stone
The Mounted Tiers Rising Up
To Be Lost in the Gloom Above
Thousands of Carven Masks
Stare Down Upon Us
We Who are Rendered Futile and Insignificant
By This Vast Array of the Dead
[ Part II - Invocation To Seditious Heresy ]
And Here I Stand
I who would be master of the Black Earth
Have summoned you here secretly
You who are faithful to me
To share in the Black Kingdom that shall nr
Tonight we shall witness
The breaking of the chains which Enslave us
And the birth of a Dark Empire
Who am I to know what powers lurk and and Dream
in these murky Tombs
They hold secrets forgotten for three thousand years
But I shall Learn They shall teach me
See how they sleep staring through their
Priests Monks Acolytes Kheri Heb Rekbi Khet
The Mummified Remains of the Sacrificial Whores
of The Cannibalistic Serpent Cult s of Thirty
Centuries With Black Incantation and Foul
Propitiated with the Blood of the Living
We will waken them from their long Slumber
The Ancients knew Nay Commanded the
Words of Power
And shall teach them to Me
I shall restore them to Life
To Labour for my own Dark Imperial Desires
I will Waken Them Will Rouse Them
Will learn their forgotten Wisdom
The knowledge locked in those withered Skulls
By the Lore of The Dead
We shall Enslave the Living
Pharaohs and Priests long Forgotten
Shall be our Warriors and Slaves
Who will Dare to Oppose Us
Out of the Dust shall Avaris Rise
[ Part III - Destruction Of The Temple Of The Enemies Of Ra ]
Foul Enemies of Ra who have Rebelled
Spawn of Inertness Impotent Rebels
For whom Blazing Pits of Fire have been prepared
By the Command of Ra
Down Upon your Faces
You are overthrown
Your Skulls are Crushed in
You are Destroyed Annihilated
Gashed with Flints Your Windpipes Cut
The Joints of your Backs are Rent Apart
The Fire of the Eye of Horus is Upon You
Searching You Consuming You
Setting you on Fire Burning you To Ashes
Unemi The Devouring Flame Consumes You
Sekhmet The Blasting Immolation of the Desert
Maketh an End of You
Adjugeth you to Destruction
Flame Fire Conflagration Pulverize You
Your Souls Shades Bodies and Lives
Shall Never Rise Up Again
Your Heads Shall Never Rejoin your Bodies
Even The Words of Power
Of The God Thoth
The Lord of Spells
Shall Never Enable you to Rise Again
[ Part IV - Ruins ]
I knew they were Accursed
so remote were these nameless desert ruins
Crumbling and inarticulate the debris of
its collapsed walls was
Nearly hidden by the sands of the uncounted ages
It must have been thus before the first stones of
Memphis were laid
And the bricks of Babylon unbaked
Fear spoke from the age worn stones
This desolate survivor of the Deluge
This crumbling antediluvian ancestor
Of the Eldest Pyramid
Only the grim brooding desert Gods
Knew what really took place here
What indescribable struggles and bloodshed
Awoke some distant throng of condemned spirits
And broke the tomblike silence of these crumbled
Time ravaged remains these night black ruins
Of some vanquished and buried Temple of Belial
But as the Night wind died away
Above the desert rim rose the
Blazing edge of the morning sun
Which in my fevered state
I swore that from some remote depth there came a
Great crash of metal
Like a great Bronze gate
Clanging shut whose reverberations swelled out
To hail the rising Sun as Memnon hails in
From the banks of the Nile
On the internet, no one knows you are a pfffhtfhfft.
The pfffhtfhfft are a noble people and should get more recognition in every media.
Man goes to Doctor. His head wrapped in bandaid
-"What's the problem?" Doctor asks
-"You see, I was ironing shirt for day at harness racing. Phone rang and I answered". Man answer while motioning how he pushed iron against his ear.
-"Quite dumb thing to do. Well What's with other ear?" Doctor inquires.
-"Well you see I had to call you." Man answers.
That's an ugly pony Imm, nice body though.
"Even a man who's pure,
And says his prayers by night
May become a wolf
When the wolf bane blooms,
And the autumn moon is bright
There's a full moon tonight"