The Caoirigh Leisciuil of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Feirmeoir Caorach with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 40.516 billion Sheep have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Feirm Chaorach. The average income tax rate is 85.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheepish economy, worth an astonishing 11,240 trillion Dali's Patiences a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,437 Dali's Patiences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, and children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Caora Mhóradharcach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Sheepocalypse.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 12,520^th in the world and 4^th in Ireland for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,862.71 on the Gilded Widget Scale.