The Sheepish Look of
Democratic Socialists
Being Green
The Shepard
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sheepish Look of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Shepard with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.861 billion Sheep are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The strong Sheepish economy, worth a remarkable 2,297 trillion Dali's Patiences a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,077 Dali's Patiences, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in, motels cater primarily to adulterers, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sheeptastic Monks.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 6,515th in the West Pacific and 144,229th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -609 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

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