The Emerald Phoenix of
Democratic Socialists
Being Green
The Shepard
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Emerald Phoenix of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Shepard with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.679 billion Sheep are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The very strong Sheepish economy, worth a remarkable 2,335 trillion Dali's Patiences a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,747 Dali's Patiences, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, nine out of ten citizens of Drop Your Pants answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sheeptastic Monks.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 5,906th in the West Pacific and 132,830th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -18 Whatever.

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