The End Times of
Democratic Socialists
Used to be Green
The Shepard
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The End Times of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Shepard with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.995 billion Sheep are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The very strong Sheepish economy, worth a remarkable 2,475 trillion Dali's Patiences a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,672 Dali's Patiences, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sheeptastic Monks.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 4th in Jethnea and 38,005th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.909 Stalins.

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by Max Barry

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