Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 386th Most Advanced Public Education: 743rd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,174th
The Caorach D'aois of
Democratic Socialists
Bugger Off
The Shepard
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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The Caorach D'aois of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Shepard with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 24.609 billion Sheep are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The thriving Sheepish economy, worth a remarkable 2,484 trillion Green Grasses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,969 Green Grasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

With great power generation comes great responsibility, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Drop Your Pants's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy. Crime is totally unknown. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Big Green Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sheeptastic Monks.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 158,979th in the world and 8th in The YoungWorld for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.82 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 386thMost Advanced Public Education: 743rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,174thBest Weather: 1,423rdTop
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Largest Populations: 1,686thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,045thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,130thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,256thHighest Economic Output: 3,059thHealthiest Citizens: 3,881stSmartest Citizens: 4,115thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,762ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,809thNudest: 5,250thLargest Black Market: 5,270thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,194thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,073rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,239thLowest Crime Rates: 9,131stMost Pacifist: 9,570thLargest Governments: 10,028thMost Developed: 10,034thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,950th

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