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The Grumbling Bumbling Sheep of Drop Your Pants

“A sheep who dies a clean death is a still a dead sheep”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Lazarus


The Grumbling Bumbling Sheep of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Red Farmer with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 19.52 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training, Drop Your Pants has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Drop Your Pants with a very polite populace, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Red Fluffy Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The Sheeptastic Monks, and its currency is the Dali's Patience.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 3,362nd in Lazarus and 111,494th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -5 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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