The Emerald Phoenix of
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The Emerald Phoenix of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Farmer with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 21.511 billion Sheep are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The strong a Sheep economy, worth a remarkable 2,247 trillion Dali's Patiences a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,487 Dali's Patiences, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Dali's Patiences are being blown on orbital weapons development, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Fluffy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Sheeptastic Monks.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 548th in Lazarus and 11,123rd in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 6 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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