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The Lazarse of Drop Your Pants

“A sheep who dies a clean death is a still a dead sheep”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus


The Lazarse of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Red Farmer with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 20.076 billion Sheep are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, calling out of the blue has become taboo, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and billions of Dali's Patiences are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Red Fluffy Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The Sheeptastic Monks, and its currency is the Dali's Patience.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 2,899th in Lazarus and 105,628th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -145 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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