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The Ancient Lazarse of Drop Your Pants

“A Sheep who dies a clean death is a still a dead Sheep”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Ancient Lazarse of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Red Farmer with an even hand, and notable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 20.431 billion Sheep are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Calling out of the blue has become taboo, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, billions of Dali's Patiences are being blown on orbital weapons development, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Red Fluffy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The Sheeptastic Monks, and its currency is the Dali's Patience.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 2,546th in Lazarus and 93,321st in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Drop Your Pants lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Drop Your Pants altered its national flag.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Drop Your Pants changed its national animal to "Red Fluffy", its capital to "Sheeptropolis", its demonym to "Sheep", its demonym adjective to "a Sheep", its faith to "The Sheeptastic Monks", its leader to "The Red Farmer", its motto to "A Sheep who dies a clean death is a still a dead Sheep", and its nation type to "Ancient Lazarse".
  • 5 days ago: Drop Your Pants changed its national animal to "Red Fluffy FISH", its capital to "FISHtropolis", its demonym to "FISH", its demonym adjective to "a FISH", its faith to "The FISHtastic Monks", its leader to "The Red FISH Farmer", its motto to "A FISH who dies a clean death is a still a dead FISH", and its nation type to "Ancient Fishy Lazarse".
  • 5 days ago: Drop Your Pants altered its national flag.
  • 5 days ago: Drop Your Pants was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • 5 days ago: Drop Your Pants applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 5 days ago: Drop Your Pants resigned from the World Assembly.
  • 6 days ago: Drop Your Pants lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Drop Your Pants was endorsed by The Music Guru of Funkadelia.

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