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The Green Wellies of Drop Your Pants

“A sheep who dies a clean death is a still a dead sheep”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific


The Green Wellies of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Red Farmer with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 20.272 billion Sheep are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Calling out of the blue has become taboo, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, billions of Dali's Patiences are being blown on orbital weapons development, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Red Fluffy Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The Sheeptastic Monks, and its currency is the Dali's Patience.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 516th in The East Pacific and 22,251st in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 11 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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