The Dictatorship of Skibidi union is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 428 million Skibidi unionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.3%.

The strong Skibidi unionian economy, worth 25.0 trillion child workers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,347 child workers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,887 per year while the poor average 9,901, a ratio of 23.4 to 1.

Alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Skibidi union's offices, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Skibidi union's national animal is the skibidi toilet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Skibidi union is ranked 232,393^rd in the world and 175^th in The Black Hawks for Largest Populations, with 428 million capita.