The People's Republic of Currancy is a large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 50 million Currancyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The strong Currancyian economy, worth 3.33 trillion Ball hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 66,562 Ball hairs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, military spending recently hit a new high, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Currancy's national animal is the Ants IDK, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Currancy is ranked 267,118^th in the world and 300^th in The Black Hawks for Largest Populations, with 50.0 million capita.