The PCVR of Petrokovia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Keifouram Isabella Morrigan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.381 billion Petrokovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Petrokovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,773 trillion Pokés a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 223,236 Pokés, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, extreme political groups are outlawed, and the Petrokovia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petrokovia's national animal is the Vestal Cave Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vesperism.

Petrokovia is ranked 2,171^st in the world and 2^nd in Cinderia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,541.99 pounds of wildlife per square mile.