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Attention world!

Today Skullgorian military forces began an ongoing peacekeeping mission in the disputed border regions of North Bigtopia and Maxtopia, entitled Operation Rolling Slaughter. Skulljets of the Skullgorian Air Force have begun quelling unrest via carpet bombardment with incendiary and cluster Skullbombs. Entire legions of the finest Imperial Skulltroopers, accompanied by powerful Skulltanks, have begun rolling into the area to impose peace via the butts of their Skullblasters.

His most Imperial Majesty Emperor Skullgor wishes to reassure the world that peace and stability will return to those troubled lands very soon, once certain undesirable ethnic groups have been permanently dealt with.

Victory for Emperor Skullgor!
Hail Skullgoria!