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Ppeb wrote:

*While sitting in his office, wrapped in a tarp & sweating profusely the King of Ppeb tries to collect himself*
I believe we are currently in the midst of an epidemic. *shivers a moment* any assistance from out neighbours would be greatly appreciated. It seems we've run out of bacon fries & the general public has turned against me. I've baracaded myself & some of my most trusted advisors in the castle but for some reason the public believe there is a secret stash somewhere in the castle. In truth I've just enough bacon fries left to last the year.
*stands & shakes fist*
AND ILL SKEWER ANY MAN WOMAN OR CHILD WHO TOUCHES THEM!!!
*blinks a moment*
Please send aid, theres only so long we can keep them at bay.

The Federation will gladly help you with this problem. Any supplies you require we will send on the condition you promise to pay us back eventually. I wish us both good luck in these dangerous times.