by Max Barry

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Region: Equestria

The Alicorns wrote:... Nothing here. Nope. Nuh uh. These missiles are... uh... for studying radiation! Yeah... yeah... and these chemicals are for, uh, uhm... defense against the monsters of the Everfree. Yeah. Uhuh. And eh... these viruses and other biological stuff are clearly for medical research. No WMDs here. Nope. Not even this giant laser cannon. That's for uh... a rave party.

I can vouch for him. All his alleged WMD's were definitely not stockpiled hastily within the last hour in an undisclosed underground citadel within my borders. And, uh, no the Equestrian Megaspell Commission cannot enter my territory because... uhh... we hab oppressed russian minority that uhh... big stronk Putin needs to liberate (surprise civil war)No WMD's. Go away pl0x.

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