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Nightkill the emperor wrote:

Nebraska has banned the death penalty.

This is problematic for G-Tech, as he made quite a lot of money off Nebraska's official method of execution, G beating them to death with a corn cob.

Eh, it's a good thing really. The official methods were sloppy, and took forever to run the appeals through. We even had to coat the corn cob in sedatives, which were expensive.

Now we'll just be using the more informal Vladimir-the-Cornpaler-while-in-police-custody method. Saves on court fees, and gives the East Coast sobs a moral victory.