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Region: Equestria

Quintolania

If that's a battlestation, then what did you do with the moon? You can't just lose something that big... can you?

Don't bother checking our museums. They're closed for, ah, renovations. For the new "moon-sized" expansion! Which is a coincidence! Yep! Mhmmm!

Is it me or does the moon look a bit smaller than usual?

Agent: It does ma'am. You want me to contact moon base for any problem.

Do it.

*Minutes later*

Agent: They reported back...

And?

Agent: They said the planet got jacked.

Come again, because I don't think I heard you right.

Agent: Our planet got jacked by aliens and it's gonna be hurled into the sun like firewood.

Not one of the most craziest things I heard in all of Equestria, but we still should do something about this life threatening issue.

Oh yes, they're, ah, "aliens". Not Quintolanian revolutionaries hellbent on having everyone embrace The Way Of the Flame. That'd be preposterous.

This new PR department is awful, gentlemen. Have them all executed, please.