The Fattest Citizens in Yorkshire
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Yorkshire is ranked 12,800th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Frozen Heart of The White Witch | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Deep Magic Will Be Appeased” | |
| 2. |  The Matriarchy of Your Other Mother | Corporate Bordello | “Even the proudest spirit can be broken... with love” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Durrnil 89 | Father Knows Best State | “We Will Endure” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of UFO 51 | Anarchy | “Nothing to see here” | |
| 5. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Kanzi | Corporate Bordello | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 6. |  The Protectorate of The 85th Ecalpan Dragoons | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.” | |
| 7. | The Republic of Coll Wolfussinore | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic States of The Six Ungraspables | Anarchy | “There are no saints in the animal kingdom.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Phoenix Roadrunners | Corporate Bordello | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Reliant Robin | Anarchy | “I survived Reliant and all I got was this stupid car” |
