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WA Delegate: The Determined democracy of The Mejobsworth (elected 112 days ago)

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Welcome to Yorkshire, not a big region but one of the oldest. Nations are welcome to come and go as they please but please behave yourselves.

Embassies: England and The Commonwealth of Kings.

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Regional Power: High

Yorkshire contains 39 nations, the 309th most in the world.


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Today's World Census Report

The Nudest in Yorkshire

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Yorkshire is ranked 1,404th in the world for Nudest.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Riggwelter drinkers of Sheeplike peopleDemocratic Socialists“I stood in the attic a piano up my nose”
2.The Four Kingdoms of YensoanDemocratic Socialists“Going all the way!”
3.The Republic of ForinInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Force through union.”
4.The Republic of QaralCapitalist Paradise“In God we trust!”
5.The Principality of GenuahTyranny by Majority“God, country, revolution, unity.”
6.The Borderlands of ChrisforCivil Rights Lovefest“Be Free”
7.The Allied States of RrrrichCivil Rights Lovefest“If you can't be good, be lucky”
8.The Tranquility of South YorkshireInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You want me to need it, I don't need it.”
9.The Unrecognized State of BiafraInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace, Unity, Freedom”
10.The Constitutional Monarchy of Nappa GisburnWA MemberLiberal Democratic Socialists“Where there's muck there's brass”
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Yorkshire Regional Message Board

That's a shame, I was wondering if they handled divorce cases.

(Grandma (there's no one quite like me)

Dear Ladies and Gentleman of Yorkshire

Following the behaviour of one of the partners of Sue Grabbit and Run (see http://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/Comm/2014/3777.html ) the firm has been wound up and we have been appointed to take over the business of the firm.

Among the items we have found in the former offices of SG&R are a set of keys labelled Tuctuc - Property of Wetwang on the Wolds with a sticker attached saying parked at back of big Aggie's chip van. A phone number for someone called Ted and a empty nettle tonic bottle full of sequins. If anyone can throw any light of the meaning or ownership of these items, a message would be gratefully received.

W & W

My goodness I had a look but really could not fathom much of it VIJAY KUMAR KIRTILAL MEHTA? I feel sure I have eaten this at a swanky Indian in Mayfair, though I could not be sure. No wonder the firm has been wound up, no good messing with these West Indian whatever they are!!. Obviously Writ and Warrant, you have stepped into the breach not knowing what the Hell is going on. I would suggest you could have a chat either with Mejobsworth (or Jobby as we call him) or Grandma from Wetwang but be careful, you may bite off more than you can chew!!!

I don't think this here new lot are for me - they onviously know nothing - nothing I say.
Who is VIJAY KUMAR KIRTILAL MEHTA Mr South Yorkshire ?

(Grandma (there's no one quite like me)

Grandma, I have no idea who he is I only looked him up on the link that Writ and Warrant supplied. To be honest I have not a clue as to whether he was a partner of Sue Grabbit and Run or indeed an illegal Indian waiter in the employ of Peter Carter-Ruck that well known (in some circles) money grabber. What all this has to do with anything, other than making mischief is beyond me!

I think W&W is talking about the solicitor called Benson. Wasn't he the butler in Soap - the 70s US comedy?

Is it just me that has no idea what is going on here?

Surely you remember Soap "the story of two sisters – Jessica Tate and Mary Campbell"? Where each episode ended with a series of life-or-death questions in a deliberately deadpan style and concludes each episode with the trademark line, "These questions—and many others—will be answered in the next episode of...Soap."

Oh dear, I think they really are best left alone. I would quite welcome somebody trying to sell me Raybans right now.

(Grandma (there's no one quite like me)
p.s. please don't tell them I want the tuctuc nack - I'm still quite happy with Honitonias mobile chicken hut

Dear Grandma

thank you for informing us that you do not with the return of the tuctuc. Do you want the phone number and the bottle of sequins?

W & W

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