Yorkshire RMB

WA Delegate: The Determined democracy of The Mejobsworth (elected 54 days ago)

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Welcome to Yorkshire, not a big region but one of the oldest. Nations are welcome to come and go as they please but please behave yourselves.

Embassies: England and The Commonwealth of Kings.

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Regional Power: High

Yorkshire contains 40 nations, the 291st most in the world.

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The Best Weather in Yorkshire

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

As a region, Yorkshire is ranked 2,898th in the world for Best Weather.

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1.The Grandma's in charge of Wetwang on the WoldsWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“There's no one quite like me”
2.The Constitutional Monarchy of Nappa GisburnWA MemberNew York Times Democracy“Where there's muck there's brass”
3.The Allied States of RrrrichCivil Rights Lovefest“If you can't be good, be lucky”
4.The Colony of Pengwiniah ReturnsIron Fist Consumerists“Pengwins 2 : Penguins 0”
5.The Determined democracy of The MejobsworthWA MemberFather Knows Best State“what you have you hold”
6.The Most Serene Republic of The MattaboolooDemocratic Socialists“Canoes4U”
7.The Tranquility of South YorkshireInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You want me to need it, I don't need it.”
8.The Republic of HeadingleyLeft-wing Utopia“THERE IS NO WEALTH BUT LIFE”
9.The Republic of RygateAnarchy“Bully”
10.The Shire of BryxyconDemocratic Socialists“For the love of the nation.”
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Baaa, what fun we have here, Honny lad you have admitted to kidnapping Ted and the Tuc Tuc, watch out for the backlash. All these lawyers need to get a grip, load of codswallup if you ask me. Eh?

Right, that's it - all them immigrant workers that have been employed down the sequin mines - they were all set to move away but now they are coming over to clutter up Mr Honitonias welfare system.

The tuctuc needs to be returned, oh and Ted of course, although he no longer has the prestigious job he once had. Anyone daft enough to get theirselves kidnapped is not fit to be my chauffeur.

Them there solicitors needn't be bothering to be helping me, I know very well where Marjorie lives, and I also know Grandads habits of old, no help needed thank you very much, I have my own ways of dealing with these matters.

Grandma (there's no one quite like me)

Has everybody been kidnapped by Honitonia ?

Grandma (there's no one quite like me)

I think he was offering free beer laced with methamphetamine. At any rate I feel weird.

I too was wondering why the silence from the region. Beerbelly, what on earth is methamphetamine could it be a new Dulux colour, or something to do with sequin mines?
Granny, has Ted arrived back yet, or have you received a ransom note?

It is a rather nasty chemical substance. I believe it was originally designed by the Japanese during World War II to allow their troops to continue functioning long after they would ordinarily have collapsed from exhaustion or hunger.

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Jobby, there has been neither sight nor sound of my state Tuctuc, or indeed of Ted. I am beginning to wonder if he has defected and claimed asylum with Mr Honitonia.
So not to worry, we have tarted up the mobile chicken hut a treat, and Eric is proving to be very reliable as a chauffeur.
Less so Grandad as a husband. Say no more.

Grandma (there's no one quite like me)

What can have happened to Ted and the Tuc Tuc, he was always loyal so this is a complete mystery. Honitonia has gone very quiet about all this, so until we hear from him, we can only guess what has become of the pair. I am sorry you are having problems with Grandad, I hope he is not playing away or even not playing at all!! How about Eric, could he perform some other duties if Grandad is letting you down?

Jobby, you know grandad of old - always ready to have his head turned by the offer of some tasty crumpets - or as we call them, pikelets.
As for Ted, well asylum must be the answer.

Eric is useful as a chauffeur, nothing more, so I'll thank you not to be spreading them sorts of rumours about.

Grandma (there's no one quite like me)

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