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The Fattest Citizens in The MT Army

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The MT Army is ranked 24,412^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Mariner Trench Army Ancient of James the Great	Father Knows Best State	“Mwahahaha”
2.	The Free Land of Leo Major	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Single-handedly liberating Zwolle”
3.	The La Pash Protector of MT Liberator	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate”
4.	The Retired MT Army Secret Agent of Glugs	New York Times Democracy	“Faithfully serving The MT Army since 2005”
5.	The MT Army Guardian of JJ Kale	Left-Leaning College State	“Restored to Vippertooth33 by the last Shadow Warrior”
6.	The Original MT Army Founder of The peace makers	Democratic Socialists	“Love and care for all of the holy nations”
7.	The MT Army Retired Leader of Vippertooth33	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Defending Liberty and fighting Nazis Since 2003 :)”