The Fattest Citizens in The MT Army
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mariner Trench Army Ancient of James the Great | 128,710th | 10.12 | ||
| 2. |  The Free Land of Leo Major | 136,436th | 9.97 | ||
| 3. |  The La Pash Protector of MT Liberator | 170,779th | 9.73 | ||
| 4. |  The Retired MT Army Secret Agent of Glugs | 202,837th | 9.34 | ||
| 5. |  The MT Army Guardian of JJ Kale | 222,381st | 8.85 | ||
| 6. |  The Original MT Army Founder of The peace makers | 246,325th | 7.61 | ||
| 7. |  The MT Army Retired Leader of Vippertooth33 | 277,113th | 6.05 | ||
