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The Most Stationary in Republicans

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Republicans is ranked 7,301^st in the world for Most Stationary.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Commonwealth of Jeffersonian Republicans	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“One man with courage is a majority. ”
2.	The Thunderdome Champion of Elizabeth Warren	Democratic Socialists	“An unjust law is no law at all”
3.	The Canine Insurgency of Dogs Against Romney	Left-wing Utopia	“Mitt is Mean”
4.	The Unwarranted Intrusion of Transvaginal Ultrasound	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gobble Gobble Wibble Wobble Do a Noodle Dance”
5.	The Incorporated States of Employees of the Month	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Winning Bigly”
6.	The Holy Empire of Thank God For Donald Trump	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Chosen By God To Lead America”
7.	The United States of The Federalist Society	Right-wing Utopia	“John G. Roberts is a very sexy man.”
8.	The Knife-Wielding Supporters of Wendy Vitter	Iron Fist Consumerists	“She is more like Lorena Bobbit than Hillary Clinton”
9.	The Awesome Life of Barron Trump	Corporate Police State	“Trump”