WA Delegate: None.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Godforsaken in Republicans
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and holistic aura chakra wellbeing in order to determine the least godly nations.
As a region, Republicans is ranked 11,640th in the world for Most Godforsaken.
|1.||The Thunderdome Champion of Elizabeth Warren||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Obama has smallish balls.”|
|2.||The Dominion of The Price of Tea in China||Corporate Police State||“What's that got to do with me?”|
|3.||The Canine Insurgency of Dogs Against Romney||Left-wing Utopia||“Mitt is Mean”|
|4.||The Republican Territories of TheThanksgiving Turkey||Capitalist Paradise||“Civil bloodbath survivor pardoned by President Bush”|
|5.||The Commonwealth of Jeffersonian Republicans||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“One man with courage is a majority. ”|
|6.||The Zombies of Division 12||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“ANARCHY”|
|7.||The Free Market Paradise of Kimdos||New York Times Democracy||“Made in America”|
|8.||The Unwarranted Intrusion of Transvaginal Ultrasound||Iron Fist Consumerists||“http://doonesbury.slate.com/strip/archive/2012/3/15”|
|9.||The United States of The Federalist Society||Right-wing Utopia||“John G. Roberts is a very sexy man.”|
- 73 days ago: The Zombie Black Holy of President Bachmann ceased to exist.
- 93 days ago: The Kingdom of Doge Mountain departed this region for Congress of Independent Nations.
- 93 days ago: The Kingdom of Doge Mountain arrived from The South Pacific.
- 95 days ago: The Federal Republic of Union India ceased to exist.
- 99 days ago: The Dominion of Bareall of the region Conservative Christian Naturists proposed constructing embassies.
- 101 days ago: President bachmann arrived from Lazarus.
- 137 days ago: The United States of Yesbama ceased to exist.
- 137 days ago: The Santorum of Santorum ceased to exist.
- 137 days ago: The New Republican Jesus of Ronald Reagan ceased to exist.
- 137 days ago: The Windsock of Romney ceased to exist.
Republicans Regional Message Board
Excellent work by our friends in Congress. How many millions of dollars do we waste every day the government is shut down?
I understand that even turkey inspections are now shutdown -- just in advance of Thanksgiving
The free market will keep our meat safe; who would buy meat from someone whose customers kept getting food poisoning?
Nice work JR dispatching those raiders to their smoking room.
Hope Thanksgiving was swell for everyone
And I hope everyone is having a nice, politically correct, holiday season!
May Duck Dynasty prevail
Duck Dynasty prevailed! Indeed, according to a recent poll of the upcoming U.S. Senate race, Duck Dynasty's Patriarch Fred Robertson would best incumbent Democrat Mary Landrieu by 4 percentage points!
*32 days ago: The Technocratic NS Staff of Bobby Jindal ceased to exist.*
Since Bobby has been on the road so much, his staff must have forgot he CTE -- we'll let them know