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We had several visits from invaders this week. I assumed they were here for the Witch-O'Mania Mardi Gra Festival
But as it turned out they came to do an Heist of Herzil Treasury only to find out it is Empty... (which if they read the sign at the front of the building "Empty since 2010" they would have saved time and money)
i am to blame ....Theostelos has a sign .... All our Gold is stored at Herzil Treasury!!
I was using the Herzil Treasury to store old furniture in. If it wasn't raining I would have put that couch on the curb with a "Free" sign on it, but people visiting the treasury seemed to appreciate the extra amenities.
Howdy guys. How's everyone doing?
Everything is A...Peach Zedale consider our Treasury, as it seems....., found a new Non & None Currency purpose in life.
Are we talking about 1 sign or in front of every bank branch in Theostelos?
.....
Maybe I should advertize myself that those who wish to take a Siesta on 
The Bruce Sofa, from "the ever lasting Mess" being given a the near Congregation can do it at a small FEE - that might fill our treasury.
If there's still some loose change in that sofa, does that count as currency speculation by having it in Herzil's national treasury? Inquiring minds want to know.
As it happened the cleaning lady who vacuumed the sofa found enough loose change for the Soda machine, but to her Unfortunate luck,
the Machine wasn't able to recognize the coins, thinking that the coins might be fake with chocolate inside she tried to bite on one of them and broke her two only teeth.
Now She is Thirsty with a Tooth Ache and looking to sue the original coins owner!!
* Like a Spanish Soap Opera, this Treasure(y) Coin hunting is starting to look like a a down hill fiasco *
I couldn't really say whose coins they were, but that couch was used in the spare room to put up many a visiting ambassador.
I'm pleased to announce that we are currently sitting on 11 Leaders of Wysterian Nations who were brave enough to send their athletes to the Mysterious Islands.
In Addition: Wysteria has submitted her preferable Judge to The Islander's Beach Championship....
Judge Holly Hoop. A former "Queen of the Beach".
Judge Hoop from Innato was selected by our Cross Regional Committee from a pool of old and new judges.
Y'all ready for the Zombies?
"We shall defend our green and pleasant region, whatever the cost may be, we shall cure zombies on the beaches, we shall cure zombies on the landing grounds, we shall cure zombies in the fields and in the streets, we shall cure zombies in the hills; we shall never surrender."
Post self-deleted by Herzil.
No... I don't like zombies...
The Islander's Beach Championship Signups will end on the 30th of Oct
So far 11 Nations have forward their athletes delegations
Those who still wish to register to this Final Battle of Nations - Beach Party can find the signup thread here:
http://z1.invisionfree.invalid.com/Wysterian_Forum/index.php?showtopic=7957
The Championship will seal our 2014 Cross Regional Games Events
Are Atheists covered for Acts of ‘God’?
It’s a long-term market report today, with the insurance peddlers last featured January 22nd, nine months ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (the Merchant Guilds, Caphtoria, and Live To Ride). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.
The Wysterian market index was up 901 ranks in the world standings.
The Largest Insurance Industry in the World: October 26th
The Grendels 2nd (+1), Centauri 3rd (+1), Complete Bastards 4th (-2), Nak nak 5th, the Koffee 6th, Wulfhelm 11th, Isla Vista 13th (+1), Sdaeriji 15th, Cosmovania 24th (+4), Tremalkier 26th (-2).
The Zocalo 41st (-1), Miratejo 46th (-9), Marldeep 58th (-1), Dienes 66th (+7), Mackintosh 67th (+20), the Captain 69th (+3), the Colonial Fleet 99th (+13), Galicia-Volhynia 104th (-3), Caphtoria 151st, the Merchant Guilds 221st.
Dub Dizzle 247th (+2), Qanzona 306th (-22), Wars Forever 434th (+34), the Comedian 501st (+272), Go Canucks Go 600th (+164), South East Europe 611th (-2), Live To Ride 679th, Obstinacy 690th (-55), Keyser Soze 726th (+541), Medved 877th (-65).
I'm of two minds about the upcoming Apocalypse. Last year I marshaled my forces for Zombie Kill Squads, because killing is sort of our thing but this year, public sentiment is swaying towards delicious braaaaains, though I don't like the idea of being kicked out of the region for the simple crime of wanting to see how the other half lives. And feasting on them.
May be a game-time decision.
Well you can always put a buffet of your Spicy Tacos out on the street were Zombies are running free, eating one will sure kill them.
Unfortunately our Embassy has prepared less "lets leave it to a Zombie Stomach" chances of Trial and error...
If your loved ones are touring the region of Texas, DO NOT WORRY!!!
Wysteria Embassy in NewAustin, NewTexas is getting ready to receive Wysterians who will be able to hide in our lovely and well equipped 1.4.SQ Miles Bunker + tunnels which located 200 meter bellow the Embassy.
Only 73 hours until the Zombie War begins again. Which reminds me: someone really has to have a word with the WA biological warfare facility inspectors. There's shoddy work and there's zombie apocalypse shoddy work. :-)
Wysteria will be seeking the Cure and then mobilizing to neutralize the zombie threat to our region. When victory is achieved, those able will likely move on to help our allies in neighouring regions. The World Census should probably afterwards do a census on most janitorial work required after the Zombie Apocalypse, based on the results. I'm guessing that before it's all finished the chances of having a condominium project or office building without a cure missile sticking out of it will be slim to none.
Another day; another couple of invaders banjected.
Corner them in some obscure Region and feed them to the Zombies.....
People try to raid this region? It's huge? and has essentially the largest nations in it.
The end of all accumulation is dispersion.
The end of all creation is destruction.
The end of all meeting is separation.
The end of all life is death.
Make this life meaningful, it is fleeting like a water bubble on a turbulent river, do not let it go to waste.
You should have seen the one that got away!
It’s a short-term market report today, with drift net fisheries last featured August 30th, nearly two months ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (the Merchant Guilds). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.
The Wysterian market index was up 60 ranks in the world standings.
The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in the World: October 27th
Nak nak 1st, Complete Bastards 4th, the Grendels 5th, the Centauri 6th Koffee 8th, Sdaeriji 10th, Isla Vista 17th, Wulfhelm 21st, Cosmovania 24th, Tremalkier 25th.
Miratejo 33rd, the Zocalo 48th, Dienes 54th (+1), Mackintosh 59th (+3), the Captain 62nd (+1), Galicia-Volhynia 97th (-1), the Colonial Fleet 120th (-3), Marldeep 126th (-6), Caphtoria 191st (-4), the Merchant Guilds 194th.
Dub Dizzle 200th (-1), Qanzona 342nd (-17), Wars Forever 358th (-21), the Comedian 433rd (+65), Live To Ride 586th (+94), South East Europe 596th (-25), Go Canucks Go 622nd (+11), Keyser Soze 895th (+2), Obstinacy 933rd (-7), Zamberdaf 969th 937th (-32).
Invaders just want to hang out with the cool kids, but they're not allowed. ;>)
We have several reasons to be raided....we have the famous Tacos full 10 feet tall figure Monument!!!
We have Several nations with still - built in - Live - Dungeons
Our region invented the famous Kitten-Pault!!! and where its still being used till today (well at least by one nation....)
Our region is one of the best spots to:
1) Check the skies during Meteor shower
2) Find Fossils almost as Old as NS...
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