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It was inevitable. Not that I'm complaining.
It's about 20 inches, I just forgot where I put it.
Neither did I, but they sound delicious.
'Randomly burps out a zombie arm' Excuse me.
And what do you even use it for, fuel?
If so, I have a better deal! Burning dragon dung for only 14.99! (Ahahahahahaha, noone's gonna get THAT reference!)
No, I just fiddle while Equestria burns.
#romanempirejokes
This stuff happens every time Scruff goes on vacation.
Scruff needs to go on vacation more.
Wait, what? Who's Scruff?
I dont even know whats going on man, heck, I don't know who scruff is...
Scruff's the one who speaks in italics.
In Dragoria's posts?
How much is 20 inches in the metric system? Sorry but I live in Europe so I never had any reason to learn the Imperial system.
Also, yes, hipsters. You know what's hip? A HI Power railgun ion shot to the face. All supplied by the XV-series of battlesuits.
Not commercially available.
*starts cleaning the RMB again*
You got it!
Try to watch where you're spraying that thing, alright?
And could you get the coffee machine fixed? Heaven knows we could use it.
I'm honestly afraid to think what the caffeine would do to us.
It has already caused us to make horrible puns, hyper, and burned! How could coffee get any worse!?
Considering the fire, random scattered rocks, blood, a corpse or two, body parts, and spilled coffee, that's going to be a big job.
Dont forget the burnt up forest. And the giant crater created by alicorn meteor.
Would you like some bulk-purchase napalm bombs with that?
Are the potatoe flavored and covered in salt?
Is it available to dragons? If so, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Is it a IC thing or is she talking to herself for lulz?
Or does Dragoria have a Tulpa?
Scruff is an IC character Dragoria has. She's a pegamule that usually banters with Dragoria's leader (Grin, iirc?), who is the non-italicized text (and a dragon).
http://ilikeitfunny.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/funny-Obama-spy-hard-drive.jpg
You can give our intelligence agency a back-up of your national harddrive instead. We'll back it up, just in case you lose it!
This seems... questionable.
Oh don't be silly, those ICBM launch codes are long and hard to remember! What if you were to lose them?
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