EquestriaBoard

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/248584/sombra-the-highly-unmotivated

First few chapters: This is a sweet treat to read that's full of laughs, but why is there a dark tag?

Later chapter: When did everything go so horribly WRONG!

today a nuclear silo exploded in the distance.... what a nice sight.... but it jammed our radios *sigh*.... well, better prepare for the upcoming nuclear fallout... *sigh*... were's my coffee? *walks off*

Rainbow dash-mlp- wrote:

hello everyone!

Greetings and welcome to Apocalyptic Dystopia of Equestria!

I'm Conexus, currently in this post-apocalyptic scenario I'm an aide of our divine Empress The Alicorns who's unquestionable wisdom and unparalleled might will lead us into Olympus. I'm currently leading war parties of wolf mounts and old left over vehicles that runs on petrol in search for food, water, slaves to be used for labor, conscription, universal blood donation, procreation... etc, parts to build a rocket, and other stuff to maintain our ever growing nomad tribe.

We started out as a party of three, but now with the ability to tame and train wolves into mounts along with finding remnants of the youth organization of the Mare Scouts. We've turned into a full blown force of nature roaming in this inhospitable barren wasteland, pillaging, ravaging, and enslaving all in our way.

I also run a general caravan with wares at a decent reasonable price for all your survival needs.

We have an orchestra with a band on wheels so expect to hear this when playing a game of cat and mouse with us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaL6NxTvWRM

Also every instrument is modified to double as a gun or a flamethrower, you'll see both for some.

San palomino wrote:

Greetings, Dia Duit, Yá’át’ééh, and Ave from the Tribal Confederacy of San Palomino! (Please bear with the rp... I have a whole fic written with this.)

Hello, I'm The Empire of Princess Mi Amora Cadenza. Welcome to the formerly harmonic region of Equestrian! While here, you should expect an apocalypse accruing at least once or twice a week, coffee is held sacred here, and we are currently in a state of total do ssaray as demons, zombies, goblins, etc. Rampage through our nations, burning and pillaging all in their path. We here at the former department of regional tourism hope you enjoy your stay with us. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and find some food lest I starve to death.

Princess mi amora cadenza wrote:

Tragic incident in Amora today. A toddler, about four years old, snuck into a highly secured military installation and released massive amounts of biological weapons... which we were just holding on too for a friend. But, long story short, we got a city with nothing but rotting corpses, we are launching the greatest manhunt in our nations history t find and arrest the toddler for high treason, and mass murder.

If you have any information on the whereabouts of this child/terrorist/traitor, please contact the Amora Bureau of Investigation

those children.... never trust them .... NEVER¡¡... any way it will be my honor to inform you if any info of this traitor is found.

Rainbow dash-mlp- wrote:

-looks around- w-whats going on?

in resume... Apocalypse....go on, grab a chair, sit somewhere comfy, take your shotgun and... defend what ever you have left... you may or may not have a nuclear fallout in your zone, in any case act accordingly the "Apocalypse manual 101", if you do not have one (or got lost somewhere) contact you apocalypse coordinator.

good luck

*sips his coffee*

"... In other news, the city of Las Pegasus is gripped in turmoil as union strikes and riots shut down the outer city production sector. The civil unrest follows the legislature agreement of the Municipality to allow companies to charge 'negative wages' to their employees. One bystander had this to say;

'Nope. I don't like it.'

The Board of New Adytum has dispatched 2000 PMC's to help stabilize the crisis. That's dark stuff happening in the west. Don't change the channel! Your listening to NCRPR..."

San palomino wrote:

Greetings, Dia Duit, Yá’át’ééh, and Ave from the Tribal Confederacy of San Palomino! (Please bear with the rp... I have a whole fic written with this.)

(Sorry for being a bit late.)

Hello and welcome to Equestria! I'm The Alicorns, expert rock thrower and local w- legitimate heir to almost all the lands in Equestria, ignoring the ones eternally aflame or under the watch of that dragon. I'd tell you my backstory, but just go back a page in the RMB. I'm too lazy to relay that again. Normally when staying here, expect a scheduled apocalypse every few weeks, to be flipped with pun-filled and loosely IC/OOC discussion on whatever topic catches our fancy. Enjoy your stay!

P.S.: Lower your guns whenever my group draws near. It's uhm... For facilitation of our ammunition trade. Yeah. That.

Princess mi amora cadenza wrote:

Tragic incident in Amora today. A toddler, about four years old, snuck into a highly secured military installation and released massive amounts of biological weapons... which we were just holding on too for a friend. But, long story short, we got a city with nothing but rotting corpses, we are launching the greatest manhunt in our nations history t find and arrest the toddler for high treason, and mass murder.

If you have any information on the whereabouts of this child/terrorist/traitor, please contact the Amora Bureau of Investigation

*innocent whistling*

Dear Princess Celestia,

I was going to send you my last letter awhile ago, but Spike... died. Probably. I haven't actually gone and looked for him, but the odds of him surviving out there are approaching 0% by the day.

So, I was sitting in my castle crying about how I had no friends and was so alone, and wondering how I ever managed to make it for all those years before I met Pinkie and Rarity and Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash and that one background pony who was related to Applebloom, when suddenly it hit me.

Literally, a book fell off the shelf and hit me in the head.

So, I said "Twilight, you don't need friends. You have BOOKS!" And I read the books. All of them.

And just as I finished the second to last one, a book titled "Why Social Interaction is Important", I was so sad I was contemplating ending it all. But I needed to finish all the books. So I turned to the last one, which just happened to be the one that I use to contact Shoichet Shimmer.

And then I remembered I had contact to the outside world after all. Anyways, I'm going to just pop in to the human world through my bull**** machine here and then pop back into the Crystal Pala... Wait, no, that's not going to work, I moved the portal here!

How am I so stupid!

...

Dear Sunset Shimmer...

You are right in your assumptions. I have never played that game, unless you don't associate with those that do. We are the worst vacation spot ever. Ask the corpses, plenty of us shuffling along with our soggy lives...