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also if you wanna participate telegram me asap so i can have an idea of who will participate on Saturday the events will go up at 5 p.m. pacific time

Hello, Atlantis! Today is RRA Day in The Rejected Realms!

Today is the day when we honor the RRA, one of the longest standing armies in NationStates - if not the longest standing army! If you wanna head on over to our RMB or our IRC (#trr) for the day and join in on our festivities, feel free to! Take some BBQ and party - we've got plenty!

I like your regional flag, by the way.

Lemmingtopias, Ellani, Madrocea, and The tropican islands

Tomorrow is both my Birthday and Year End Exam day :(

Post self-deleted by Orangutang fiction.

I congratulate Polyspastonia on becoming WA Delegate for Atlantis!

Joedain

Thank you, I am very grateful that you have appointed me as your WA Delegate. I must admit that I'm slightly confused as to how this happened, but thank you nonetheless.

The tropican islands, Joedain, and Styfinson

Lemurian islands

Congratulations Polyspastonia on getting the delegacy!

Happy birthday Lemmingtopias, and good luck in final exam! :O

Soup for all

Lemmingtopias, Ellani, and The tropican islands

Lemmingtopias wrote:Tomorrow is both my Birthday and Year End Exam day :(

Happy birthday!!

Post self-deleted by Joedain.

Polyspastonia wrote:Thank you, I am very grateful that you have appointed me as your WA Delegate. I must admit that I'm slightly confused as to how this happened, but thank you nonetheless.

Congrats on your victory Polypastonia!

Lemurian islands wrote:Congratulations Polyspastonia on getting the delegacy!
Happy birthday Lemmingtopias, and good luck in final exam! :O

Joedain wrote:Happy birthday!!

Thanks guys!

Happy belated birthday, Lemmingtopias

Polyspastonia wrote:Thank you, I am very grateful that you have appointed me as your WA Delegate. I must admit that I'm slightly confused as to how this happened, but thank you nonetheless.

Congrats and all the best! We should have a pa-raid to celebrate!

Madrocea, Tarligean, Joedain, Polyspastonia, and 1 otherDeus libertatem

Madrocea wrote:Happy belated birthday, Lemmingtopias

Thanks :D

Post self-deleted by Lemmingtopias.

High priest to poseidon

I begin to sing about Poseidon, the great god, mover of the earth and fruitless sea, god of the deep who is also lord of Helicon and wide Aegae.

A two-fold office the gods allotted you, O Shaker of the Earth, to be a tamer of horses and a saviour of ships!

Hail, Poseidon, Holder of the Earth, dark-haired lord! O blessed one, be kindly in heart and help those who voyage in ships!

Lemmingtopias and Joedain

Please, tell us more.

High priest to poseidon

Hear, Poseidon, ruler of the sea profound, whose liquid grasp begirds the solid ground; who, at the bottom of the stormy main, dark and deep-bosomed holdest they watery reign.

Thy awful hand the brazen trident bears, and sea’s utmost bound thy will reveres. Thee I invoke, whose steeds the foam divide, from whose dark locks the briny waters glide; shoe voice, loud sounding through the roaring deep, drives all its billows in a raging heap; when fiercely riding through the boiling sea, thy hoarse command the trembling waves obey.

Earth-shaking, dark-haired God, the liquid plains, the third division, fate to thee ordains. ‘Tis thine, cerulean daimon, to survey, well-pleased, the monsters of the ocean play. Confirm earth’s basis, and with prosperous gales waft ships along, and swell the spacious sails; add gentle peace, and fair-haired health beside, and pour abundance in a blameless tide.

Apologies for all the dust everyone, we've been having a MAD time carrying out the final test on Lemmingtopias' new generation of Nuclear Weapons.

Madrocea, Tarligean, Joedain, and Styfinson

High priest to poseidon

Lemmingtopias wrote:Apologies for all the dust everyone, we've been having a MAD time carrying out the final test on Lemmingtopias' new generation of Nuclear Weapons.

Do not be too proud of these technological terrors you have constructed. The ability to destroy a nation is insignificant next to the power of Poseidon's Trident.

Lemurian islands and The tropican islands

How much in donations to the temple roof is it gonna cost me for you to lecture someone else?

Joedain

And now a live report for our friends abroad.....

"The Good People of Lemmingtopias have Won" they self-declared in a referendum today, without specifying who or what it was they defeated, a second referendum confirmed that 'The Glorious Lemmingtopian Revolution remains in full swing!" A pre-look at tomorrows' newspaper headlines show that there wont be any questioning of the contradiction in the two statements. Thank-goodness, the last thing we need is people nickety-picking at the semantics!

Today marks the conclusion of the five point plan - Now I can't entirely remember what those five points were but I recall they sounded good. It may or may not have been the following things that Lemmingtopias has triumphantly achieved in recent years:

  • Stripped money-making powers from the banks, replacing money creations with an algorithm that economists and mathematicians say is definitely working.

  • Established the Lemmingtopian Investment Program, allowing citizens to decide how newly created money is invested into the real economy by giving them an equal share of new money to invest.

  • Placed Natural Resources into Public Ownership, with the proceeds of this and other State Industries funding a Citizen's Income.

  • Democratized the Armed Forces.

  • Ending the political gravy-train.

    Now our Comrades in the Assembly, decided by lot, are working over our next five-point plan. Maybe someone should suggest they write it down this time so we can actually remember what it was when we.... Argh....get of me....what are you doing? I am a citizen... you can't do this.... nooooooo.... please..... I haven't said anything against our Democracy... I haven't.

    Gun shots are heard.

    Oh my god you shot me. Why would you do that. I bled in battle for this democracy...

    Gun shots are heard again

    Stop shooting, please, oh my gods it really hurts.

    Another voice speaks over the gun shots...

    And now onto the weather.... it's a sunny day for most Lemmingtopians, just like it has been every day since we killed all the Senators and Media Moguls. Now onto our LBC Radio Drama "The Three Democrateers".

  • Madrocea and Joedain

    Lemmingtopian Update

    The Lemming Sage, speaking from his Exile in The Assembly and Demos of Madrocea has warned Lemmingtopians that the hardline democratic faction in the nation that has been carrying out violent attacks on opponents of the new Democratic Surge were in actual fact reducing political freedoms. He congratulated the Lemmingtopian people for "seizing democratic power without bloodhsed" but condemned the murders that were subsequently carried out by the Democratic Defence Faction. He called for a revolution of compassion. He also hinted that he may resign his position if such attacks continue unfettered. "I cannot in good conscience continue to uphold Lemmingtopian Values, if I do not believe in the new values you have chosen to adopt" he warned.

    The Queen of Lemmingtopias, speaking from exile in The Republic of United Nation Of Romnia in an unrelated speech, reminded the Lemmingtopians that she was elected and called for the Democratic Defence Faction to be "removed from the streets" so that she could negotiate in good faith her return to Lemmingtopias.

    An unnamed spokesperson from somewhere in Lemmingtopias released the following reply to both figures, "All due respect, but we are a bit busy at the moment what with living life free without never-ending wars, senate coups and financial crises. Maybe when we get bored of spending all the money we are earning in the economic upturn that has occurred since you were both booted out of the nation, we'll discuss your proposals. Until then, enjoy your holiday."

    The tropican islands

    Lemmingtopias wrote:Lemmingtopian Update
    An unnamed spokesperson from somewhere in Lemmingtopias released the following reply to both figures, "All due respect, but we are a bit busy at the moment what with living life free without never-ending wars, senate coups and financial crises. Maybe when we get bored of spending all the money we are earning in the economic upturn that has occurred since you were both booted out of the nation, we'll discuss your proposals. Until then, enjoy your holiday."

    Frankly we, that is El Presidente and Penultimo, are delighted at the events unfolding in Lemmingtopias. But, the Liberal Faction is playing up and so we have no choice but to condemn you for the time being. Hopefully this wont affect the Foreign Aid you send us?

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