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Simply pick up your stolen items at the nearest secret police HQ.

And I do not fish,said watch was lost while investigating living conditions in a Leeds brothel, how you came across it we don't want to know.

The ladies in Leeds got presents too, fashionable silver comb and mirror sets.
The secret police officers received a sack of empty walnut shells.
Meet me at Booth's cafe! Receive a backup item from the tribute round robin.

Nappa gisburn

Where's my pudding?

Puddings are awaiting you at Leeds Bradford, or if you attend city hall for 'retraining'

Booths Ripon right? Ive been here 72 hours the staff say i have to leave they are closing.

Hello yes is this room 404? I've been signed up for a pudding course.... eehhh... training course. Brought a fork, pencil and everything!

you are defiantly a fruit cake, no need for pudding training.

Im more of black forest gateaux.

Recipe for black forest gateau
Step 1: Pick ripe cherries from cherry trees behind city hall.
It's January! This baking course is bonkers.

Doubling the cherry tree guards.

Wow, look at all those guards with their shiny uniform buttons! There must be something in this tree after all... Perhaps a heist by air? Does anyone know a fearless balloon pilot?

Crazymonkeyjungle wrote:Doubling the cherry tree guards.

No tree guards!! My squirrels are hungry for some yummy delicious cherries!

All cherrie belong to the state.
I retain the right to cherry pick the prime fruits.

you wanna fly by balloon? Simply slip your ankles or neck into the noose and we will do the rest.

Crazymonkeyjungle wrote:you wanna fly by balloon? Simply slip your ankles or neck into the noose and we will do the rest.

May I see a demonstration from the crazymonkey??

Sure just stand on the podium under the ballon, I will present you with your medal of honour, Mind the neck riband its a bit course on these extra special medals

Ingenious means of travel.
Only... how to transport prospective January cherries? Not enough room in pockets.

Catapult, Korasky can catch them with a butterfly net.

What if we send Crazymonkey on a special ocean dive 🤿

It’s to test some diving equipment my country created 😉

Is it being piloted with a telly remote?

Fly me to the moon,with a spoon in June.

Crazymonkeyjungle wrote:Fly me to the moon,with a spoon in June.

Deal!! I’ll help with your launch!!

What was in the ancient recipe for organic rocket fuel?

Ill be ruler of the moon

Korasky can be president back on earth, around the time the auditors check the financials.

Then when the fuss has died down I will return to my rightful place,

Save our oxygen! Our ruler wants to take it all away on a moon holiday. Don't let him carry off all our oxygen into space. What are we supposed to do, evolve to anaerobic organisms?

Ill be taking the O2 alright and the 10 most beautiful ladies in the county

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