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There is plenty of O2 on the moon. Just hop on this spaceship and you will begin your vacation!

Crazymonkeyjungle wrote:Ill be taking the O2 alright and the 10 most beautiful ladies in the county

Make that nine, I won't be accompanying you.

Wonder where her witchiness will be travelling if she won't travel to the moon?

Post by Neo antartica suppressed by Appledalek VI.

Neo antartica

cheers😈

Post by Hasongo suppressed by Appledalek VI.

Nice try fendas.

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caught witchy stowing away on the rocket ship, ejected no where near top 10 material

Crazymonkeyjungle wrote:caught witchy stowing away on the rocket ship, ejected no where near top 10 material

You only wish I would deign to stow away on your ship.

Found nine volunteers for your spaceship! Advantage 1: They are all anaerobic and won't diminish the oxygen supply onboard. Advantage 2: They won't take up a great deal of room. Meet your 9 volunteers, acquaintances from the latest deep sea dive. They are all loricifera.

Whens the bomb going off in Lancashire?

The White Witch wrote:You only wish I would deign to stow away on your ship.

your broom might be handy for sweeping the decks

Ripon wrote:Whens the bomb going off in Lancashire?

Witchy is incharge of dirty work, as usual no actions by her.
Probably preening herself hoping to get a moon trip

🎼 🎵 🎵 I'll shoot the mooooon out of the skyyyy for you witchyyyy 🎵 🎵

We sent those raiders to the moon. Now let’s send that crazy monkey to the moon! Korasky Spaceships offer cheap and discounted flights!

I've heard every good spacecraft needs a lucky bat or two. Are there any caves around where we can find some bats? And how do we convince them to forego their hibernation and travel to space with us?

offer them cash?

Need gold coins from public treasury to entice bats!

Does the coin of the realm bear your likeness?

you will never find out

Naaahhh, I don't believe any mint worth its salt would stamp your mug on gold coins. Would need to see some proof.

Ilkley Moor wrote:Does the coin of the realm bear your likeness?

It does. Coins were reminted after Monkeyboy took the delegacy to bear his unfortunate likeness. It was a tactic Monkey employed so that nobody in their right mind would ever want to even look at one, let alone own it.

yep all mine

Also coins where reminted slightly smaller to save pocket abrasion, this also gave extra material for my nose,. Infact due to the nasal protusions the coin will never land face down. ideal for settling arguments with Lancastrians.

The realistic nostrils will require regular picking, as I said realistic. many shops especially food emporiums will not take unpicked nose coins,

Nose or tails?

The new coins have arrived, the tails side is an accurate depiction of my rear end! I guess nobody will want paying for anything now

Crazymonkeyjungle wrote:The new coins have arrived, the tails side is an accurate depiction of my rear end! I guess nobody will want paying for anything now

I've heard in certain quarters, the new tail-side of the coin has made them collectors pieces.

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