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I found out what the zombie thing is... needless to say, im completely NOT confident in myself that ill survive. Welp, time to start lootin'
Well Equestria failed the last two times... but hopefully we purged enough of the inactivity to endure it this time.
...Ya right, like I said, time to start looting... My government hereby releases this official statement
*Man with suit and red tie takes the podioum.*
"Ahem... Her majesty has ordered the evacuation of all government and military personnel to secure and protected locations, in other news, your all going to die, im not, so yeah, LOL. That is all."
This will acquire swift military actions to halt the spread... and even more brutal campaigns against those that want to help the zombies....they sound like jerks...
Equestria failed the first time, but actually did well the second time.
We at Pony Lands did great both times :D
All those in favor of moving to the Pony Lands and becoming zombie powerhouses...?
I hope you mean anti-zombie powerhouses.
Idk... the voice in my head tells me id do better off fighting the zombies...but then again I have NO army what so ever, by NS standards.
If we all die, I just want to tell you guys, in my short time here, it was alright, but if we are to perish to the blood thirty hordes of zombies, well then... Cadence is Best Pony...
Oh, well that's good to hear. We will probably stand a chance this time.
You misspoke Derpy. Get your facts straight before you die in a dramatic scene where you heroically sacrifice yourself to slow down the unstoppable hordes.
Hush you.
But, you might be happy to know, that Derpy is #6 on my list of fave ponies.
Not top 5? Disappointed.
Heresy!
Burn the filth on a stake!
Ponies, please try not to all kill each other before the zombies arrive.
But... Derpy is best pony! I want to burn the Cadence-loving heretic!
Look, normally I'm all for burning Cadence-loving heretics, but maybe you can just take a rain check this once?
Also, why does a nation named The Alicorns have a character that isn't an alicorn as best pony?
What fun is there in making sense?
Did you forget that this is Equestria?
Did someone say burning?
I believe the steaks have been razed...
Oh... so we're gonna play that game? ok, fine, ill play. Any and all derpy loving heretics caught in her majesty's nation will be publicly executed in the most inhumane, brutal, and downright sickening fashion imaginable. Your derpy loving nation of autistic freaks will burn and cower at the hooves of Princess Cadence, and when you beg for mercy, you will receive none. The same goes for anyother nation here, who DARES question the FACT, the GOD PROVEN FACT that Princess Mi Amora Cadenza is the ABSOLUTE BEST PONY, AND SHE WILL COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DESTROY YOU, AND YOUR HERETTICAL VIEWS FOREVER.
...was that good? too much, too little???
okay, I realize what I said may have been... threatening to you, but I realize now, this is Equestria! A land of peace, harmony, and friendship. So it is with my... somewhat deepest condolences, that I apologize to you, and anybody else I might have offended. You all have the right to freedom of speech. And derpy being... best pony, is your opinion. and I respect that, so lets just forget that I pretty much threatened your nation with genocide, slavery, and destruction...
kay? seriously...
You turned caps lock off towards the end, so I'll forgive this misstep.
Despite the apology, I can't let this threat of genocide and slavery towards my citizens slide. *throws napalm* Now, back to helping out the corporations in return for my citizen's political rights....
Welp, im not gonna fight back. because adence is better than that.
Your somewhat deepest condolences? So, like, they're your deepest condolences, but only somewhat, so you have even more deepest condolences?
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