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Quintolania wrote:

Oh, let's see here, what do I have of monetary value? I seem to be unable to reach my right pocket. That's where I think I kept my wallet, but I had to use all my money as fuel for a torch. Coins don't burn very easily, but I did my best. How about this for an exchange: I give you half this three-day-old biscuit and some watermelon in my pack for two legs? One arm is fine for now.

I am feeling quite famished right now... You have yourself a deal. Now relax while I sedate you in order to perform the procedure of attaching your newly purchased limbs. Now where did I put that mal- wait what's that bright li- *DEATH*

GAME OVER, YOU ARE DEAD

WHERE THE BUCK DID THAT COME FROM?! Now I have to load a save file...

*Minutes later... save file loaded*

OK, use an alternative private healthcare service advertisement, fire the tech guy who freed the A.I., don't use extra ingredients beyond the maximum amount when preforming a ritual, build soylent meat factories, and treat The Alicorns with some cider.

Top 1% of the world for most developed, hell to the yes!

Both of you are less developed than me, so I think the repeated apocalypses have taken their toll. On that note, *throws a rock*.

But proper congratulations to Zachtia, whoever that is. Hmm, last RMB post is 319 days ago?

This one might be relevant to current events, though:

Zachtia wrote:

A reminder......
In the event of an end of the world scenario....don't panic, it won't help.
Nothing at all will help.
However, panicking will probably help the least.

This is the Zachtia emergency broadcast....your source for 24-hour pre-recorded messages.

Dragoria wrote:

How am I less developed than a country on fire? That's not even any kind of fair.

It's SCIENCE fire!

Quintolania wrote:

The Fires of Progress! (and horrific burns)

How can we harness this "fire"?

Trotterdam wrote:

Step 1: Acquire fuel.
Step 2: Light fuel.
Step 3 (optional): Stand back.

Or you can light it with the powers of SCIENCE! (Rubbing two sticks together REALLY fast)

We had a research facility under attack by ork pirates, if it's of any interest. Happens quite often.

It involves fire. And plasma guns.

I'm setting here through thick and thin, regardless of whatever happens... and this region isn't known to repelling zombies, so yes.

*Orders 3 billion rounds of burning bullets*

The Alicorns wrote:

Time to go start stocking up bullets...
Wait, what are the two of you doing here?
Unitas republic representative: No! Find the cure! We must find the cure so that we may all survive future impacts!
The equinia confederation ambassador: You two are going against the princesses' will! We must all embrace this gift of eternal life on Earth!

*kicks open doors*
Gentleponies.
*uses flamethrower to light cigar*
* turns to The equinia confederation*
How about you embrace the gift of eternal DEATH?!
*points flamethrower, accidentally knocking over a hat rack in the process*

So... how many trillions of people are going to die this time. The number of death tolls remained unchanged the last two times.