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Armetesia wrote:

Nein, am of build big Trump vall to keep glorious, rightful Pegasus clay

Look here you insect. I am a god-empress. My reach extends to the literal skies and stars themselves, my armies are massive, my magic far more powerful, my allies far better than yours. Give Ponyville, or I am marching my armies until they reach New Trottingham and turn it into ruin.

Quintolania wrote:

I'd like it because of its numerous wooden structures.

Support my claim and I'll let you burn down every single wooden structure in Ponyville (and in case of war with Armetesia, every single structure in Armestesia as well).

Trotterdam wrote:

Big words considering your kind got beaten by changelings before.

Hey. She was clearly holding back for some reason. Plus, this time I'm allies with the changelings. I'm threatening pegasi here.

Quintolania wrote:

Oh Alicorns-san, you sure know how to make somepony swoon.

Can't have an empress who can't project such charm (unless one wants the stupid plebeians to revolt).

Armetesia wrote:

I have some of the most highly armed citizens in Equestria and while my army maybe small, its better trained(Prußen training best training) and specialized in aerial domination and usage of strategic resources to cut down on supplies as well as a fully functioning space armada. And if you defeat my army, you'll have to fight 1.7 BILLION highly armed patriots waiting for the day they can legally shoot some foreigners.
Now I myself am a pony of peace(when war would damage my economy), here's a deal I think we would both like...
You would get East Ponyville, the surrounding meadows, the crystal mining area and the castle. I will hold on to West Ponyville, the Everfree forest, Sweet Apple Acres and RD's cloud mansion. Residents of the region will be able to freely cross between both nations and we'll both get what we want.
Of course to make the border clearly visible I'm still building a huge ass cement wall across it.
The castle is pretty expensive though... It will cost you 5 billion bits for the land.

Sorry, but I want it all. Plus, you've been devouring a bit too much territory lately. I think the Alicornian Dominion of Armestesia sounds a lot better.

And seriously? Speak all you want about domination in both the air and space, but I have a few advantages over you. One is the meteors. I can outright wipe your spacefleet out and provide an eternal annoyance towards your cities. Another is the sheer economic disparity. My GDP is a ridiculous 1.7 quadrillion bits, led by a quite potent military-industrial complex who probably have budgets matching yours. Plus, I can swamp your tiny, albeit well trained, army with my own competently trained, absurdly well equipped, utterly propagandized, genetically modified, numerous army. And those 1.7 billion partisans mean nothing in the end. So what? I'll win in the end. A home field advantage doesn't matter when their home is now a barren wasteland scarred by meteors and war, burnt by Imperial napalm and Quintolanian matches. They won't be willing to shoot if they're starving half to death as the farmlands burn and supermarkets deplete.

I don't care, in the end, if it looks like Mordor. If I have to rebuild the shattered husks of Ponyville and Armestesia. I've already done the same to poor Brasilistan. You, on the other hand, might care just a wee bit more that your empire lies as a broken shell. And really, if you were a man of peace, you would have long given up the territory. It's only one dot on the Equestrian map. Don't make me shatter all of it.

Princess mi amora cadenza wrote:

This post... *Shivers*

D'aww, thanks. It took me a few minutes to type that up on the tablet, but that's got to be one of my best works. Gotta show off all that empire building for something. How else am I supposed to practice gunboat diplomacy?

The Alicorns wrote:

D'aww, thanks. It took me a few minutes to type that up on the tablet, but that's got to be one of my best works. Gotta show off all that empire building for something. How else am I supposed to practice gunboat diplomacy?

My diplomat advised me to tell you to shove that gunboat up your arse.

Princess mi amora cadenza wrote:

This post... *Shivers*
It looks like a great war is on the horizon...

Or, or, and hear me out on this one:
You could both just quit while you're ahead, let me turn the town into a smoking crater for fun, and not have to get into any sort of silly war-thing.

Wow. Mother of me. You really did it. You not only refused, but you also decide to taunt me. Holy carp. You taunt the meteor tosser. You clearly need a lesson.

*telekinetically starts the meteor storm*

Let it be known, that on this day, the Harmonic Imperium of the Alicorns declares a Great Crusade upon Armetesia. Ponyville must be taken from the heretic. Armetesia itself damaged beyond all recognition. Nothing left but burnt craters shall remain of her land. Her citizens all driven into slavery. Her emperor a head upon the pike, body fed to the dogs. Actually, that would be an insult to dogs and pikes. Her emperor will simply be sent to Mars, eternally being experimented on for who knows what reason. Maybe he'll make a great servitor.

Let it be known, that you have made a grave mistake.

Army groups I,II, and III to secure Ponyville. All the rest to burn Armetesia to the ground.

Quintolania wrote:

Or, or, and hear me out on this one:
You could both just quit while you're ahead, let me turn the town into a smoking crater for fun, and not have to get into any sort of silly war-thing.

DID YOU SEE THE GIF HE TAUNTED ME WITH? TELLING ME TO SHOVE ONE OF MY OWN GUNBOATS UP MY ARSE? TO STEP ON A LEGO? NO WAY AM I NOT SMASHING HIS EMPIRE APART INTO ATOMS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE

In fact, I think I'll do this. Yeah. That sounds nice.

The Alicorns wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE
In fact, I think I'll do this. Yeah. That sounds nice.

You expect me not to have an orbital defense system? You're as ignorant of me as my ex-girlfriend.

Armetesia wrote:

You expect me not to have an orbital defense system? You're as ignorant of me as my ex-girlfriend.

I can just bring it down. With telekinesis. Just drag it. Lots of things become simpler with good enough telekinesis.

Armetesia wrote:

Im usually not a dick, you just cought me after a s*htty week of school/ finding out that I'm moving cross-country and a Chipotle burrito failing at digesting... So yeah, Im currently being a dick.

OOC, I do feel for you. I had to move from one country to another when I was younger, and I do have those terrible school weeks. It still doesn't excuse acting like a jerk IC, especially when one is trying to RP diplomacy and one side has the extreme advantage and was clearly trying to make it as painless as possible and point out why war should be avoided. I mean, honestly, were you trying to have Quint and I, both of whom could be considered Great Powers, to dogpile on you?