Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 15
Liberate Land of the Liberals
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
The Security Council,
Noting that Land of the Liberals continues to be oppressed under the regime of New Earth, and its iron fist delegate, Spooks i;
Defines...
(1) "Native" as a nation which takes up residence in a region without the intention of furthering the goals and aims of a foreign force;
(2) "Regional Sovereignty" as the collective right of natives to the administration of their region;
(3) "Regional Destruction" as the ejection of all of the natives of a region by a delegate whose actions are not supported by said natives;
Understanding that the World Assembly has the ability to limit the administrative parameters of a delegate;
Believing that delegates who are not natives of their region generally are poor representatives and participants of the World Assembly, depending on the goals and aims of the foreign force which they are furthering;
Further Believing that the World Assembly has entrusted the Security Council with the solemn task of enabling regional sovereignty while regulating such unruly delegates;
Recognizing that the delegate of Land of the Liberals is primarily interested in furthering the empire of New Earth, and is not concerned with the well-being or representing the values of those residing in Land of the Liberals who do not share his foreign interests;
For he has,
Banned nations such as Maressia for having a democratic socialist government (with no respect for the nature or the spirit of the region in which he is delegate);
Threatened natives with the decision either to surrender to the authority of New Earth or receive ejection and banishment;
Implemented a password which is hidden to residents, for the purposes of refounding and gaining even more control through the destruction of the region;
Disgusted that the delegate of Land of the Liberals previously attempted to undermine the World Assembly by temporarily acting above suspicion of all nefarious intentions;
Aware of at least one native, Moralesia, which has declared their disapproval of their region's new administration and their wish for a liberation effort;
Noting that, with native support, defending and other third-party organizations will likely be more inclined to assist with further peacekeeping efforts in Land of the Liberals than before, thus furthering the protection of regional sovereignty and the dissemination of inter-regional peace and goodwill;
Hereby Revokes the ability of this victimized regions delegate to password protect the region.
Co-authored by Sedgistan, Naivetry and Whamabama.
Passed: | |
For: | 3,374 | 66.1% |
Against: | 1,731 | 33.9% |
Security Council Resolution # 16
Repeal: “Liberate The Security Council”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #9 “Liberate The Security Council” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Repeal Liberate The Security Council
A mean old man
The World Assembly,
RECOGNIZING the World Assembly Security Council and The Security Council as two different bodies, one being an official division of the World Assembly, the other being a region;
APPRECIATING the symbolic value of the resolution Liberate The Security Council, however noting that The WA Security Council is no longer under the fraternal shadow of the General Assembly, and believing that it has, to the contrary, begun to take precedent over the workings of the GA;
BELIEVING that the symbolic value of this resolution, while well-meaning, is currently lost, as the Security Council has most certainly overcome the challenges of its early age (and then some);
IDENTIFYING the target of this liberation, the region, The Security Council, as being a region and not officially being a body of any higher authority in the WA or the world, and as being linked to the actual WA Security Council only as much as everyone elses region,
RECOGNIZING the founder of this region, SC Fanatic, to be a puppet nation of the active nation Topid, who has said, quote, I have the password if anyone serious ever raids the region, and I founded The Security Council, and therefore recognizing that there is, in fact, no threat of raider occupation of this region and the appearance of the lack of a founder, if the region should appear this way, is not a real threat to the security of the region;
UNDERSTANDING the World Assembly Security Council to be an organization that is run by all of the World Assembly members as a whole, and not by a small group of individuals with the same general ideology;
OBSERVING the completely useless nature of this particular liberation, and, while accepting that numerous liberations have succeeded in repairing damaged communities and freeing would-be trophy regions, noting that this liberation is of a region with an active founder (or, at least, an active player behind the founding nation who has the ability to re-found it at any time), and does nothing to help this region besides place a badge on its page;
NOTICING the unyielding stance of the WA activists of the region, The Security Council, against the condemnation of certain raiders and raider-sympathizers who simply want to be condemned to acquire a sort of badge of honor on their nation or regions page, noticing the fact that these same people have no problem with liberating their own region (with a liberation that has no actual function) to acquire a badge of their own, and frowning on this display of hypocrisy;
NOTING that many of us work our fingers to the bone to build our regions into something influential in the world, and that this region, The Security Council, has cheated this grueling process simply with its name and its stealing of the spotlight by being liberated;
HEREBY repeals Liberate The Security Council, as this resolutions symbolic meaning has died, there is no risk of the region being invaded by anyone who did not originally inhabit it, and the region itself is not, in fact, an accurate representation of the actual World Assembly Security Council as a whole.
Passed: |
For: | 3,534 | 78.4% |
Against: | 973 | 21.6% |
Security Council Resolution # 17
Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Timidly Delving into the undisclosed, very hush-hush profile of Omigodtheykilledkenny found in the darkest depths of the Security Councils dossiers,
Publicly disclosing the necessary articles of said documents which are worthy of mention -- though sparing the public of the harsh, brutal, and possibly nauseating details,
Rendered speechless by Omigodtheykilledkennys complete disregard for human rights and the environment, as well as a disturbing hatred of dolphins,
Deploring its development and continued funding of the Creative Solutions Agency,
Shuddering to recall that the CSA has creatively exploited these so-called loopholes and logical fallacies in General Assembly resolutions for years,
Revealing that these creative solutions included malpractice lawsuits against abortionists, curtailing same-sex marriage legislation, ridiculing a ban on chemical weapons, and suggesting that the nation should increase its fossil-fuel emission rates by 1,000 percent in a year,
Appalled that in its apparent zeal to defy WA conventions on terrorism, the nation would actually appoint a known terrorist as ambassador to the World Assembly,
Equally appalled that delegates have applauded the corrupt activities of the CSA, and have even hired them on occasion,
Fearing such corruption, terrorism and disregard for the spirit of the law may spread throughout the World Assembly if the actions of such a harbinger of nefariousness are left uncriticized by the Security Council,
Certain that publicly displaying these deplorable activities to a crowd full of curious, bushy-tailed delegates is the best method for curtailing them,
Hereby condemns Omigodtheykilledkenny.
Passed: |
For: | 3,237 | 68.9% |
Against: | 1,458 | 31.1% |
Security Council Resolution # 18
Commend Sedgistan
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Observing the efforts of Sedgistan, as a long time member and current Arch Chancellor of the Founderless Region Alliance (FRA) to ensure interregional peace and goodwill,
Remembering the liberation of Feudal Japan authored by Sedge, which was followed by a defeat of the raiders by a defender force led by Sedge and including members from the FRA, TITO, Equilism, Texas, Europeia, 00000 A World Power, Yggdrasil, The United Kingdom, Crusaders of Justice, Liberty Alliance, Antarctica, and Royal Federation of Nations, and a refounding mission assisted by Sedge,
Impressed by the tireless work of Sedgistan to ensure the natives of Feudal Japan regained control of their region and kept control permanently,
Knowing there exist countless other regions Sedgistan has defended from the grips of raiders, amassing 222 points so far in his 3 years as an FRA Ranger, the second highest of all time,
Acknowledging the Security Council work of Sedgistan other than Liberate Feudal Japan, which includes authoring Liberate Free Thought, being listed as a co-author of Commend Todd McCloud, Liberate Utopia, and Liberate Land of the Liberals,
Asserting that any nation that has done as much work as Sedgistan has to ensure interregional peace and goodwill should be commended,
Hereby commends Sedgistan.
Passed: | |
For: | 2,680 | 65.0% |
Against: | 1,446 | 35.0% |
Security Council Resolution # 19
Commend Antarctic Oasis
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
THE WORLD ASSEMBLY:
NOTES that 17 Antarctic Oasis nations have authored 49 successful resolutions in total, within both the NSUN and NSWA;
DETAILS that these passed resolutions cover a wide variety of topics, including education, economics, child pornography, necrophilia, terrorism, naval protocols, and also the highly controversial subject of abortion;
LAUDS Antarctic Oasis as only one of the above passed resolutions has as of yet been repealed, which demonstrates a strength in proposal writing and ensures that the regions efforts have affected all WA member nations;
OBSERVES that diplomats from Antarctic Oasis are frequently found in the Strangers Bar and that they have contributed greatly to the atmosphere and ambiance of that drinking establishment - provided that they are not brawling, lighting fires, causing explosions, and/or pranking other diplomats;
APPRECIATES the entertainment value that diplomats of Antarctic Oasis have added to World Assembly floor debates with their inclusion of shockingly profane dolphins, destructor bunnies, pie fights, water fights, karaoke contests, and more;
DOCUMENTS the other contributions that members of Antarctic Oasis have made to the NSWA, such as:
Highlighting loopholes in proposed legislation
Unearthing indisputable archeological proof that the WA Secretariat currently known as Ardchoille was originally known as Artichokeville
Introducing all ambassadors to the Thessadorian Ambassador and her considerable assets;
OVERLOOKS the other, less honorable contributions that members of Antarctic Oasis have made to the NSWA, such as:
Soliciting bribes for votes
Exploiting loopholes in passed legislation
Employing gnomish war-bands and kamikaze penguins to keep compliance officials at bay;
COMMENDS the region of Antarctic Oasis for their many wide and varied contributions to the World Assembly.
Co-authored by The Palentine
Passed: | |
For: | 2,465 | 64.2% |
Against: | 1,376 | 35.8% |