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The Colony of United Jay Emirates

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: SideWalk Zone

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The Colony of United Jay Emirates is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 5.51 billion Tropical Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Basket Weaving.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Jay Emirates's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Silver Ounce.

United Jay Emirates is ranked 2nd in SideWalk Zone and 472nd in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 309 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 49 minutes ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 4 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 8 days ago: United Jay Emirates fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 10 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the internet has been placed under government control.

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by Max Barry

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