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The Colony of United Jay Emirates

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: SideWalk Zone

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The Colony of United Jay Emirates is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 5.81 billion Tropical Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Basket Weaving.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, punitive tariffs protect local industry, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Jay Emirates's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Silver Ounce.

United Jay Emirates is ranked 7th in SideWalk Zone and 3,975th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 66 minutes ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: United Jay Emirates fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Silver Ounce battlesuits.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.

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by Max Barry

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