The Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Colony of United Jay Emirates is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.26 billion Tropical Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tropical Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion Silver Ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,647 Silver Ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and almost all of United Jay Emirates's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Jay Emirates's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Jay Emirates is ranked 8th in SideWalk Zone and 3,220th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, almost all of United Jay Emirates's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 1%).
  • 5 days ago: United Jay Emirates fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 5 days ago: United Jay Emirates fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, guns are banned.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.

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by Max Barry

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