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The Colony of United Jay Emirates

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: SideWalk Zone

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The Colony of United Jay Emirates is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed population of 4.352 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Basket Weaving.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district, the government spends millions of Platinum Dollars every year prosecuting spammers, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Jay Emirates's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Platinum Dollar.

United Jay Emirates is ranked 5th in SideWalk Zone and 42,234th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.613 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 119 minutes ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 119 minutes ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the government spends millions of Platinum Dollars every year prosecuting spammers.
  • 119 minutes ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
  • 119 minutes ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, military spending is on the increase.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 4 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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by Max Barry

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