Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Colony of United Jay Emirates

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: SideWalk Zone

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Colony of United Jay Emirates is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.066 billion Tropical Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tropical Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion Silver Ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,363 Silver Ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, mandatory daycare is provided by the government, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in United Jay Emirates to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Jay Emirates's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Jay Emirates is ranked 10th in SideWalk Zone and 4,026th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in United Jay Emirates to be bombproof.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 6 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the loom represents the height of United Jay Emirates's technology.

More...

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics