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The Colony of United Jay Emirates

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: SideWalk Zone

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The Colony of United Jay Emirates is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.253 billion Tropical Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Basket Weaving.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and CDs are regularly copy-protected. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Jay Emirates's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Silver Ounce.

United Jay Emirates is ranked 15th in SideWalk Zone and 80,770th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 55 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 1 day 18 hours ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: United Jay Emirates fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.

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by Max Barry

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