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The Colony of United Jay Emirates

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: SideWalk Zone

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The Colony of United Jay Emirates is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.377 billion are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Basket Weaving.

Cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Jay Emirates's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Platinum Dollar.

United Jay Emirates is ranked 12th in SideWalk Zone and 112,789th in the world for Best Weather, with -101 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 108 minutes ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 108 minutes ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: United Jay Emirates was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the government spends millions of Platinum Dollars every year prosecuting spammers.

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by Max Barry

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