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The Colony of United Jay Emirates

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: SideWalk Zone

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The Colony of United Jay Emirates is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 5.479 billion Tropical Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Basket Weaving.

Religious education is a new government priority, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the internet has been placed under government control, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Jay Emirates's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Silver Ounce.

United Jay Emirates is ranked 3rd in SideWalk Zone and 83,687th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 42 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 5 hours ago: United Jay Emirates fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 5 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 6 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, religious education is a new government priority.
  • 8 days ago: United Jay Emirates fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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by Max Barry

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