The Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Colony of United Jay Emirates is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.408 billion Tropical Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tropical Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion Silver Ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,696 Silver Ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, almost all of United Jay Emirates's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and untold millions of Silver Ounces are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Jay Emirates's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Jay Emirates is ranked 15th in SideWalk Zone and 138,490th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -126 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 4 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 18 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 days ago: United Jay Emirates fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, untold millions of Silver Ounces are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • 20 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 20 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: United Jay Emirates fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 23 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 24 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, almost all of United Jay Emirates's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.

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by Max Barry

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