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The Colony of United Jay Emirates

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: SideWalk Zone

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The Colony of United Jay Emirates is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.088 billion Tropical Islesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Basket Weaving.

The nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in SideWalk Zone, nudity is frowned upon, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Jay Emirates's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Platinum Dollar.

United Jay Emirates is ranked 7th in SideWalk Zone and 105,717th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -334 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in SideWalk Zone.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, artists are pillars of society.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families.
  • 4 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, untold millions of Platinum Dollars are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.

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by Max Barry

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