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The Colony of United Jay Emirates

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: SideWalk Zone

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The Colony of United Jay Emirates is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 5.684 billion Tropical Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubai. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Basket Weaving.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, students cut up leftover Silver Ounces during Arts and Crafts, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, and nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Jay Emirates's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Silver Ounce.

United Jay Emirates is ranked 17th in SideWalk Zone and 19,290th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 138 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, students cut up leftover Silver Ounces during Arts and Crafts.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 10 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in United Jay Emirates, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 11 days ago: United Jay Emirates fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Primitive.
  • 12 days ago: United Jay Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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by Max Barry

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