Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd Rudest Citizens: 10th Highest Crime Rates: 10th
The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
Anarchy
Hunny! I'm ho-ome!
Attila
Regional Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.034 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant The Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 449 trillion severed heads a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 16,610 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 144,942 per year while the poor average 293, a ratio of 493 to 1.

Opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, the government's only official statement on the burning down of The Hunnish Nations City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', in a baffling press conference Attila proudly dismantled a broken door, and NationStates staff are easily recognizable by their gold-plated mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 144,224th in the world and 54th in Ainur for Most Conservative, scoring 22.31 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdRudest Citizens: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 10thMost Armed: 13thFattest Citizens: 51stMost Avoided: 53rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 87thMost Rebellious Youth: 130thMost Secular: 157thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 319thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 412thLargest Populations: 956thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,057thMost Pro-Market: 2,241stHighest Drug Use: 2,933rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,525thTop
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Nudest: 8,857thMost Extreme: 9,828thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,765th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, NationStates staff are easily recognizable by their gold-plated mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, in a baffling press conference Attila proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the government's only official statement on the burning down of The Hunnish Nations City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • : The Hunnish Nations's influence in Ainur rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
  • : The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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