The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
Anarchy
Hunny! I'm ho-ome!
Attila
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.061 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant The Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 433 trillion severed heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 17,281 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 148,219 per year while the poor average 343, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, the children of The Hunnish Nations are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 176th in Ainur and 118,957th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -624 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the children of The Hunnish Nations are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, procrastination is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled The Hunnish Nations with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.

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