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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations

“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Ainur

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.532 billion, 10.493 billion of whom are zombies, Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, military spending is on the increase, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is pagan debauchery, and its currency is the severed head.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 145th in Ainur and 111,736th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

The Hunnish Nations is currently considering its options.

People: 39,197,822

Zombies: 10,493,145,666

Dead: 12,905,140,860

Survival Rate: 0.17%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days ago

  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, military spending is on the increase.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Hunnish Nations's radio stations.
  • 6 days ago: The Hunnish Nations fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 6 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.

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