The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
Anarchy
Hunny! I'm ho-ome!
Attila
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.646 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant The Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 421 trillion severed heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 17,105 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 146,712 per year while the poor average 340, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, and many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 1st in Ainur and 55th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 111 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 3 days 4 hours ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • 4 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • 21 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 21 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 25 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".

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