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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations

“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Ainur

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.266 billion Huns are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is pagan debauchery, and its currency is the severed head.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 152nd in Ainur and 114,378th in the world for Best Weather, with -4,119 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • 22 hours ago: The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: The Hunnish Nations was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, Cliche kitten is one of the most popular forenames in The Hunnish Nations.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.

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