Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations

“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Ainur

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.301 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled The Hunnish Nations with a very polite populace, the government's only official statement on the burning down of The Hunnish Nations City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', Max Barry is this year's Miss The Hunnish Nations, and The Hunnish Nations-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is pagan debauchery, and its currency is the severed head.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 80th in Ainur and 122,130th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -15 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 minutes ago

More...

View Forum posts

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics