The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
Capitalizt
Hunny! I'm ho-ome!
Attila
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.317 billion Huns enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant The Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 415 trillion severed heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 17,085 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 141,116 per year while the poor average 425, a ratio of 332 to 1.

The government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, the roads are virtually falling apart, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 254th in Ainur and 143,010th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 6 hours ago

  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the roads are virtually falling apart.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 4 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 4 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, concussed cliche kittenball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, prudishness is on the way out.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 5 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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