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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations

“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Ainur

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.903 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, procrastination is a national sport, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is pagan debauchery, and its currency is the severed head.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 17th in Ainur and 26,401st in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 73 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 17 hours ago

  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, procrastination is a national sport.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Cliche kitten Lasagne is a hit.
  • 4 days ago: The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.

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