The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
Anarchy
Hunny! I'm ho-ome!
Attila
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.438 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant The Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 416 trillion severed heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 17,025 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 146,030 per year while the poor average 338, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 1st in Ainur and 43rd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 13,046.84 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 6 days ago: The Hunnish Nations's influence in Ainur rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 7 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 11 days ago: The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • 12 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.

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