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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations

“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Ainur

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.401 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is pagan debauchery, and its currency is the severed head.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 146th in Ainur and 112,974th in the world for Best Weather, with -4,130 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 10 hours ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: The Hunnish Nations was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: #1).
  • 10 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.

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