Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd Highest Crime Rates: 10th Rudest Citizens: 13th
The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.35 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 454 trillion severed heads a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 16,626 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 145,082 per year while the poor average 294, a ratio of 493 to 1.

In its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, the government is avowedly secular, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 53,586th in the world and 9th in Ainur for Most Politically Free, scoring 72.1 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 10thRudest Citizens: 13thMost Armed: 13thFattest Citizens: 53rdMost Avoided: 55thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 94thMost Rebellious Youth: 133rdMost Secular: 168thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 303rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 426thLargest Populations: 940thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,965thMost Pro-Market: 2,272ndHighest Drug Use: 3,525thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,198thTop
Nudest: 9,838thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,704thMost Extreme: 17,047thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,036th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the region

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