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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations

“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Ainur

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.193 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

The Hunnish Nations's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, The Hunnish Nations's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, all tariffs have been abolished, and crime has increased substantially since the police concentrated all their efforts on arresting the rich for loitering in their own homes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is pagan debauchery, and its currency is the severed head.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 1st in Ainur and 223rd in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 1,176 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked #1 in the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, crime has increased substantially since the police concentrated all their efforts on arresting the rich for loitering in their own homes.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, The Hunnish Nations's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 12 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • 12 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 13 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, The Hunnish Nations's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.

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