Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd Rudest Citizens: 9th Highest Crime Rates: 10th
The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
Capitalizt
Hunny! I'm ho-ome!
Attila
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.396 billion Huns enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant The Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 436 trillion severed heads a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 16,528 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 141,161 per year while the poor average 338, a ratio of 417 to 1.

Children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 191,968th in the world and 135th in Ainur for Best Weather, with -2623 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2ndRudest Citizens: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 10thMost Armed: 11thMost Avoided: 46thFattest Citizens: 47thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 78thMost Secular: 107thMost Rebellious Youth: 121stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 280thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 381stLargest Populations: 950thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,401stMost Pro-Market: 2,646thHighest Drug Use: 3,450thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,211thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,407thNudest: 7,978thTop
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Most Extreme: 15,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,414th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Nudest: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, books are so highly regarded in The Hunnish Nations that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Attila's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.

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