Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd Highest Crime Rates: 10th Rudest Citizens: 12th
The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
Capitalizt
Hunny! I'm ho-ome!
Attila
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.531 billion Huns enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant The Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 438 trillion severed heads a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 16,528 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 144,230 per year while the poor average 292, a ratio of 493 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of The Hunnish Nations's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 180,088th in the world and 108th in Ainur for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 6.65 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 10thRudest Citizens: 12thMost Armed: 12thMost Avoided: 47thFattest Citizens: 49thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 81stMost Secular: 114thMost Rebellious Youth: 122ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 287thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 375thLargest Populations: 948thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,087thMost Pro-Market: 2,251stHighest Drug Use: 3,609thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,385thNudest: 7,027thTop
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Most Extreme: 13,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,517th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of The Hunnish Nations's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, books are so highly regarded in The Hunnish Nations that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.

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