Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd Highest Crime Rates: 10th Rudest Citizens: 11th
The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
Capitalizt
Hunny! I'm ho-ome!
Attila
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.725 billion Huns enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant The Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 443 trillion severed heads a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 16,578 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 144,664 per year while the poor average 293, a ratio of 493 to 1.

The government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 150,294th in the world and 89th in Ainur for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -77.59 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 10thRudest Citizens: 11thMost Armed: 12thMost Avoided: 48thFattest Citizens: 49thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84thMost Secular: 126thMost Rebellious Youth: 129thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 299thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 395thLargest Populations: 950thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,951stMost Pro-Market: 2,088thHighest Drug Use: 3,177thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,359thNudest: 7,395thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,841stMost Extreme: 13,112th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : The Hunnish Nations was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : The Hunnish Nations was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of The Hunnish Nations's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.

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