Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd Highest Crime Rates: 9th Rudest Citizens: 11th
The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.551 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 458 trillion severed heads a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 16,643 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 145,236 per year while the poor average 294, a ratio of 493 to 1.

Ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Hunnish Nationsian language, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Hunnish Nationsian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 29,374th in the world and 35th in Taijitu for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 9thRudest Citizens: 11thMost Armed: 12thFattest Citizens: 54thMost Avoided: 57thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97thMost Rebellious Youth: 126thMost Secular: 198thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 302ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 458thLargest Populations: 937thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,019thMost Pro-Market: 2,347thHighest Drug Use: 4,395thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,301stTop
Nudest: 9,966thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,367thMost Extreme: 14,661st
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the region

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