The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
Anarchy
Hunny! I'm ho-ome!
Attila
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.235 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant The Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 432 trillion severed heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 17,134 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,203 per year while the poor average 170, a ratio of 933 to 1.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, the country is preparing for war, and the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 4th in Ainur and 2,769th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 88 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Hunnish Nations's influence in Ainur fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : The Hunnish Nations's influence in Ainur rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Hunnish Nations fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • : The Hunnish Nations's influence in Ainur fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.

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