The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of
Anarchy
Hunny! I'm ho-ome!
Attila
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.894 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant The Hunnish Nationsian economy, worth 427 trillion severed heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 17,191 severed heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 147,447 per year while the poor average 342, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, abortions are routinely performed in The Hunnish Nations's hospitals, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pagan debauchery.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 1st in Ainur and 43rd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 13,079.45 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 3 days 8 hours ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 6 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 8 days ago: The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: The Hunnish Nations fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, abortions are routinely performed in The Hunnish Nations's hospitals.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • 16 days ago: The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.

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