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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations

“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Ainur

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.285 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, healthcare funding has been cut, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of The Hunnish Nations City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is pagan debauchery, and its currency is the severed head.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 372nd in Ainur and 130,882nd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -732 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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