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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations

“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Ainur

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.008 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

The cliche kitten is reportedly extinct, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', and the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is pagan debauchery, and its currency is the severed head.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 136th in Ainur and 108,712th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 21 hours ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the cliche kitten is reportedly extinct.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, corporations are either above the law or corrupting it.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, citizens must pay to enjoy The Hunnish Nations's pristine beaches.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 9 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations (last census: #1).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.

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