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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations

“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Ainur

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.851 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is pagan debauchery, and its currency is the severed head.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 123rd in Ainur and 112,197th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -107 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 18 hours ago: The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 5 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked #1 in the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, The Hunnish Nations is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.

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