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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations

“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Ainur

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.572 billion Huns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Children as young as eight can be found working in factories, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is pagan debauchery, and its currency is the severed head.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 178th in Ainur and 115,574th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -184 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 6 hours ago

  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 4 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • 4 days ago: The Hunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, cliche kitten racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.

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