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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations

“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Ainur

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The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish Nations is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila with an even hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.739 billion Huns enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Army rations are served on silver platters, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, and the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Hunnish Nations's national animal is the cliche kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is pagan debauchery, and its currency is the severed head.

The Hunnish Nations is ranked 166th in Ainur and 120,104th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -718 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 1 hour ago

  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • 4 days ago: The Hunnish Nations lodged a message on the Ainur Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, The Hunnish Nations recently decided against having a capital city.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in The Hunnish Nations, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.

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