The United Socialist States of
Capitalist Paradise
A Man Is A Hat
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The United Socialist States of The Fancy Hats is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.589 billion The Fancy Hatsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The powerhouse The Fancy Hatsian economy, worth 498 trillion fedoras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 75,713 fedoras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,059 per year while the poor average 10,923, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek, 'removal of the heart' is the most common cause of death, DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Fancy Hats's national animal is the dancing skunk and its national religion is Ska.

The Fancy Hats is ranked 9th in The Kodiak Republic and 135,917th in the world for Safest, scoring -91.945 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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