Largest Insurance Industry: 999th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,031st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,289th
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The Premature Pulsing Mass of Teribula is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grand CEO the bird with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.304 billion Teribulans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huge Plots Inc. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Teribulan economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion just keep buying craps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 255,800 just keep buying craps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,391,306 per year while the poor average 24,180, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teribula's national animal is the gun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the word.

Teribula is ranked 28,899th in the world and 1,271st in Osiris for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,524.11 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 999thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,031stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,289thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,801stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,919thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,068thHighest Average Incomes: 2,172ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,699thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,890thLargest Retail Industry: 3,077thLargest Black Market: 3,115thMost Efficient Economies: 3,117thFattest Citizens: 3,471stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,491stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,526thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,284thMost Pro-Market: 4,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,769thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,956thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,093rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,251stMost Avoided: 5,792ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,943rdHighest Economic Output: 7,426thLowest Crime Rates: 7,984thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,254thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,515thTop
Largest Governments: 9,576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,450thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,042ndLargest Publishing Industry: 13,837thRudest Citizens: 13,862ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,910th
Most Pro-Market: 42nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 48th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 100th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 133rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 141st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 143rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 146th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 176th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 186th in the regionLargest Black Market: 188th in the regionFattest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 232nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 259th in the regionMost Avoided: 302nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 307th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 336th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 341st in the regionLargest Governments: 389th in the regionRudest Citizens: 396th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 455th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 480th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 482nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teribula was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Teribula's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Teribula's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Teribula was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Teribula, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Teribula's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Teribula was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Largest Insurance Industry, and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Teribula changed its national animal to "gun", its capital to "Huge Plots Inc", its currency to "just keep buying crap", its faith to "the word", and its leader to "Grand CEO the bird".
  • : Teribula altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Teribula, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.


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