The Little Cute Planet of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Cute and Downright Evil
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Little Cute Planet of South Titania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by an Anti-Squirrel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.067 billion South Titanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Titanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,207 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,605 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Titania's national animal is the 8 legged cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yggdrasil GRO Templars.

South Titania is ranked 9th in Yggdrasil and 2,323rd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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