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The Shining Cartel of South Titania

“Your money is safe with us...Honest!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Yggdrasil

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The Shining Cartel of South Titania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by an Anti-Squirrel with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.702 billion South Titanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Soda Sales and Information Technology.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Titania's national animal is the 8 legged cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Yggdrasil GRO Templars, and its currency is the credit.

South Titania is ranked 343rd in Yggdrasil and 109,175th in the world for Best Weather, with -440 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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