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The Shining Cartel of South Titania

“Your money is safe with us...Honest!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Yggdrasil

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The Shining Cartel of South Titania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by an Anti-Squirrel with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.207 billion South Titanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, and guns are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Titania's national animal is the 8 legged cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Yggdrasil GRO Templars, and its currency is the credit.

South Titania is ranked 329th in Yggdrasil and 109,658th in the world for Best Weather, with -409 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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