The Weed Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Weed Paradise of South Titania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by an Anti-Squirrel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.5 billion South Titanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Titanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,713 trillion credits a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 187,167 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and the 8 legged cow is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Titania's national animal is the 8 legged cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yggdrasil GRO Templars.

South Titania is ranked 14th in Yggdrasil and 6,402nd in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring 84.16 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

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