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The Shining Cartel of South Titania

“Your money is safe with us...Honest!”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Yggdrasil


The Shining Cartel of South Titania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by an Anti-Squirrel with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.793 billion South Titanians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient South Titanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,612 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 189,431 credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is sending thousands of citizens overseas to defend a square mile of land, the government is spending billions of taxpayer credits to support the Book Publishing industry, the new hit series "South Titania's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Titania's national animal is the 8 legged cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yggdrasil GRO Templars.

South Titania is ranked 121st in Yggdrasil and 18,606th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 189.95 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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