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The Shining Cartel of South Titania

“Your money is safe with us...Honest!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Yggdrasil

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The Shining Cartel of South Titania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by an Anti-Squirrel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.195 billion South Titanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, and guns are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Titania's national animal is the 8 legged cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Yggdrasil GRO Templars, and its currency is the credit.

South Titania is ranked 12th in Yggdrasil and 5,552nd in the world for Largest Populations, with 13,195 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 22 hours ago: South Titania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day ago: South Titania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 1 day ago: South Titania approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan"".
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Titania, guns are banned.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Titania, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Titania, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Titania, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Titania, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: South Titania lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: South Titania endorsed The Free Land of Sueben.

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