Population | 26.805 billion |
Currency | Ruble |
Animal | Anthem of the Russian Federation |
The Republic of Russian Federal Republic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.805 billion Russian Federal Republicians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Russian Federal Republician economy, worth a remarkable 5,220 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,751 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown. Russian Federal Republic's national animal is the Anthem of the Russian Federation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Russian Federal Republic is ranked 2,222nd in the world and 86th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 145.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Russian Federal Republic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Food Quality, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Federal Republic, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.