The Republic of Russian Federal Republic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.679 billion Russian Federal Republicians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian Federal Republician economy, worth a remarkable 5,191 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,590 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, the government is flooded with compensation requests, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown. Russian Federal Republic's national animal is the Anthem of the Russian Federation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Russian Federal Republic is ranked 4,025^th in the world and 195^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.96 law-abiding acts per hour.