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The Federation of Russia

“Yak spravy”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Russia

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The Federation of Russia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Vladimir Putin with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.513 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Education and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, online tourism reviews of Russia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Russia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Russian Orthodox - Kyiv Patriarchate, and its currency is the Ruble.

Russia is ranked 9th in Russia and 56,707th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 23 days ago: The Empire of Tsarina Catherine the Great donated ฿ 1.000 ByteCoin to Russia.
  • 27 days ago: Russia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 31 days ago: Russia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 10%).
  • 62 days ago: Russia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • 62 days ago: Russia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive.
  • 77 days ago: Russia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • 94 days ago: Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 95 days ago: Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 131 days ago: Russia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.

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