Population | 25.801 billion |
Capital | Kunta |
Leader | President Mustapha Ihejirika |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The United Democratic Emirates of Onza is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Mustapha Ihejirika with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.801 billion Onzaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kunta. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Onzaian economy, worth a remarkable 4,879 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,113 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, and recognizing the Onzaian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown. Onza's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Onza is ranked 4,023rd in the world and 1st in Aeia for Nicest Citizens, with 52.95 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Onza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Onza's influence in Aeia rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Onza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Onza's influence in Aeia fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Onza's influence in Aeia rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Onza lodged a message on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
- : Onza lodged a message on the Aeia Regional Message Board.
- : Onza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Onza's influence in Aeia fell from "Power" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Onza's influence in Aeia rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Power".