Most Developed: 685th Most Efficient Economies: 936th Highest Poor Incomes: 951st
The United Democratic Emirates of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
لجنة تقصي الحقائق ويحدد لك مجانا
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The United Democratic Emirates of Onza is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Xolani Kojo with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.958 billion Onzaians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kunta. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Onzaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,673 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,851 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, Onza's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime is totally unknown. Onza's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Onza is ranked 13,054th in the world and 4th in Unified Coalition of Nations for Nudest, with 216.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Developed: 685thMost Efficient Economies: 936thHighest Poor Incomes: 951stMost Pacifist: 1,044thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,194thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,366thSmartest Citizens: 1,384thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,385thTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,896thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,931stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,947thMost Cultured: 1,960thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,201stHealthiest Citizens: 2,297thLargest Governments: 2,540thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,590thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,936thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,283rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,547thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,963rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,555thLowest Crime Rates: 4,716thHighest Economic Output: 5,306thHighest Average Incomes: 5,374thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,524thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,831stMost Inclusive: 6,914thMost Secular: 7,122ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,358thTop
Safest: 8,743rdMost Income Equality: 9,076thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,351stNudest: 13,054thLargest Populations: 14,133rd
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the region

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