The United Democratic Emirates of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
لجنة تقصي الحقائق ويحدد لك مجانا
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The United Democratic Emirates of Onza is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Khalil Sayyid with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.188 billion Onzaians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heliopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Onzaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,926 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime is totally unknown. Onza's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Onza is ranked 61st in Unified Coalition of Nations and 127,681st in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -3 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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