The United Democratic Emirates of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
لجنة تقصي الحقائق ويحدد لك مجانا
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The United Democratic Emirates of Onza is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Khalil Sayyid with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.012 billion Onzaians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heliopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Onzaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,045 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown. Onza's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Onza is ranked 2nd in Unified Coalition of Nations and 815th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 1,202 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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