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The United Democratic Emirates of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
لجنة تقصي الحقائق ويحدد لك مجانا
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The United Democratic Emirates of Onza is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Khalil Sayyid with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.084 billion Onzaians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heliopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Onzaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,809 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown. Onza's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Onza is ranked 1st in Unified Coalition of Nations and 1,083rd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 171.36 Net Tourists per hour.

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