Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Zombie Green and Holy Empire of Oneofakynd is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.683 billion Adamses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fenchurch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the people of Oneofakynd are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneofakynd's national animal is the Dentarthurdent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Ningi.

Oneofakynd is ranked 3,967th in The North Pacific and 107,587th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -64.7 Insults Per Minute (net).

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