|Category: Corporate Bordello|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The Zombie Green and Holy Empire of Oneofakynd is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.632 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fenchurch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the people of Oneofakynd are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneofakynd's national animal is the Dentarthurdent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Ningi.
Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago
- 5 days ago: Oneofakynd was endorsed by The Free Land of Arcadiom.
- 11 days ago: Oneofakynd was endorsed by The Democratic States of Fidbank.
- 14 days ago: Oneofakynd was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
- 17 days ago: Oneofakynd was endorsed by The Sultanate of Great Khan.
- 20 days ago: Oneofakynd was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Sheldanada.
- 24 days ago: Oneofakynd was endorsed by The Allied States of Jagerton.
- 25 days ago: Oneofakynd was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Nasania.
- 29 days ago: Oneofakynd voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate NAZI EUROPE"".
- 32 days ago: Oneofakynd was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Framhaven.
- 35 days ago: Oneofakynd was endorsed by The United Republic of Ascovis.
Endorsements Received: 55 » Yaorozu, Groovistan, Span, Zzzaaa, Grosseschnauzer, Fengate, Velon, Anarcosyndiclic Peons, Espana Japones, Whereisthatistan, Herzliyya, Enif, Elevation, Felenia, Impenyer, Spadestan, Novare Res, Pasargad, Great Bights Mum, Former English Colony, Andromeda Islands, Ischaemia, Selfgradatude, Blackshear41, The Marians, God n Country n Byron, Democatic Donkeys, New haven america, Marscuponiland, Esponnise, Mariensbergian Principality, Abs123, Avalon, Macworld, McMasterdonia, Calamazo, Ooranje, Everywheristan, Flaubert, Karzos, Mandexia, Zeroxis, HMS Unicorn, Wisconsota, The Teddy, Transcostrian Federative Republic, Ator People, Olvern, Alunya, New Charlzilla, and 5 others.Kiwitaicho, Framhaven, Sheldanada, Great Khan, and Arcadiom.