The Eyukate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Thasal'Tha Kuiko Nama!
Eyuka Senittak Jakataii
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Eyukate of North Yemen- is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Eyuka Senittak Jakataii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.138 billion Yalottskii are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ju'tozzo. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yalottska economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion Kkyulivraass a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,742 Kkyulivraass, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Yemen-'s national animal is the Huaneattennii Stallion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Feyaissiii.

North Yemen- is ranked 47,418th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Yemen- relocated from Aeneas to Sondria.
  • : North Yemen- relocated from Sondria to Aeneas.
  • : North Yemen- changed its national nation type to "Eyukate".
  • : North Yemen- altered its national flag.
  • : North Yemen- changed its national animal to "Huaneattennii Stallion", its capital to "Ju'tozzo", its currency to "Kkyulivraas", its demonym to "Yalottskii", its demonym adjective to "Yalottska", its demonym plural to "Yalottskii", its faith to "Feyaissiii", its leader to "Eyuka Senittak Jakataii", its motto to "Thasal'Tha Kuiko Nama!", and its nation type to "Sa'kathii Yalottskii Eyukate".
  • : North Yemen- altered its national flag.
  • : North Yemen- altered its national flag.
  • : North Yemen- changed its national animal to "Lion", its capital to "New Baghdad", its currency to "Dinar", its demonym to "Arab", its demonym adjective to "Arab", its demonym plural to "Arabs", its faith to "Islam", its leader to "Riyaal Saleem", its motto to "God is Great!", and its nation type to "Ba'athist Arabic Republic".
  • : North Yemen- altered its national flag.
  • : North Yemen- altered its national flag.

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