The Midlandtic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mhm
HueHue
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Midlandtic Republic of North Yemen- is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HueHue with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.953 billion Lols are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wutville. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lol economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Yups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,856 Yups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, the government is giving peace a chance, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Yemen-'s national animal is the whew, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yup.

North Yemen- is ranked 10th in Sondria and 31,508th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 10 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 50 minutes ago

  • 50 minutes ago: North Yemen- changed its national animal to "whew", its capital to "Wutville", its currency to "Yup", its demonym to "Lol", its demonym adjective to "Lol", its faith to "Yup", its leader to "HueHue", its motto to "Mhm", and its nation type to "Midlandtic Republic".
  • 18 hours ago: North Yemen- changed its national capital to "Sofia", its currency to "Ruble", its demonym to "Soviet", its demonym adjective to "Soviet", its faith to "Bulgarian Orthodox", its leader to "Marshal Bogdanov", its motto to "Narodniyat Stena Shtandove Vinagi!", and its nation type to "Sotsialisticheska Republika".
  • 18 hours ago: North Yemen- altered its national flag.
  • 18 hours ago: North Yemen- altered its national flag.
  • 18 hours ago: North Yemen- altered its national flag.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: North Yemen- altered its national flag.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: North Yemen- changed its national nation type to "Centralist Republic".
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: North Yemen- altered its national flag.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: North Yemen- changed its national animal to "Stallion", its capital to "Indigo Peak", its currency to "Credit", its demonym to "Midltandter", its faith to "Orthodox", its leader to "Marshal O'Hare", its motto to "Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum", and its nation type to "Imperial Federation".
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: North Yemen- changed its national nation type to "Middle Federation".

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