Location: Progcadia

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The Big Crazy Ass Nation Country of Neececonsin is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by King Poopy Pants III with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.585 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huge Muthaeffen Place. The average income tax rate is 98%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.

All marriages are arranged by the government, Neececonsin has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neececonsin's national animal is the Poop Filled Jellyroll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Farting In Publiic, and its currency is the Bong Pipe.

Neececonsin is ranked 10th in Progcadia and 119,274th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -1,116 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and