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The The Awesome Big Nation of Neececonsin

“Eat a taco, Eat a nacho, Kill and eat Paco”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 0000000000000

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The The Awesome Big Nation of Neececonsin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Juggalo III with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed population of 5.422 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Stoner hunting institutions, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, and curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neececonsin's national animal is the Stoner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Crazy Kooks, and its currency is the Marijuana Bud.

Neececonsin is ranked 32nd in 0000000000000 and 115,621st in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -6 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 22 hours ago

  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Stoner hunting institutions.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, Neececonsin's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, the government is seen to favor Catholics.

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