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The The Awesome Big Nation of Neececonsin

“Eat a taco, Eat a nacho, Kill and eat Paco”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The The Awesome Big Nation of Neececonsin is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Juggalo III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.952 billion Neececonsinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Neececonsin after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Marijuana Buds each year. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neececonsin's national animal is the Stoner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Crazy Kooks, and its currency is the Marijuana Bud.

Neececonsin is ranked 37th in 0000000000000 and 98,780th in the world for Best Weather, with -52 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

  • 18 days ago: Neececonsin fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 24 days ago: Neececonsin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 36 days ago: Neececonsin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • 36 days ago: Neececonsin was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 37 days ago: Neececonsin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • 37 days ago: Neececonsin was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 38 days ago: Neececonsin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 41 days ago: Neececonsin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 41 days ago: Neececonsin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 46 days ago: Neececonsin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.

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