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The The Awesome Big Nation of Neececonsin

“Eat a taco, Eat a nacho, Kill and eat Paco”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 0000000000000

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The The Awesome Big Nation of Neececonsin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Juggalo III with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed population of 5.375 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, Neececonsin's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neececonsin's national animal is the Stoner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Crazy Kooks, and its currency is the Marijuana Bud.

Neececonsin is ranked 38th in 0000000000000 and 115,153rd in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 51 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 51 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, Neececonsin's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 51 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • 51 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 51 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 6 days ago: Neececonsin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, government spending has hit an all-time low.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Neececonsin.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Neececonsin, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.

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