The The Awesome Big Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Eat a taco, Eat a nacho, Kill and eat Paco
Regional Influence
Contender
👑 Crown Council Member
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The The Awesome Big Nation of Neececonsin is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Juggalo III with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.597 billion Neececonsinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neececonsinian economy, worth 917 trillion Marijuana Buds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,152 Marijuana Buds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Neececonsin's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neececonsin's national animal is the Stoner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crazy Kooks.

Neececonsin is ranked 1st in Cretanja Queendom and 3,054th in the world for Safest, scoring 1,297.109 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neececonsin, refugees from other nations are flocking to Neececonsin's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Neececonsin, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Neececonsin, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Neececonsin, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Neececonsin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Neececonsin, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Neececonsin remains pure.
  • : Following new legislation in Neececonsin, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Neececonsin, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Neececonsin, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Neececonsin's influence in Cretanja Queendom rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".

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