Population | 45.121 billion |
Capital | Moustantinople |
Leader | sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall |
Currency | flying monkey |
Animal | flying treemouse |
The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 45.121 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,330 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,795 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Mousebumples is ranked 1,255th in the world and 9th in Europeia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,666.16 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mousebumples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Mousebumples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Mousebumples lost the endorsement of The Disputed Territories of Empire of Caldrasa.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Empire of Caldrasa.
- : Mousebumples lost the endorsement of The Disputed Territories of Empire of Caldrasa.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The People's Republic of Wolfsgrad.
- : Mousebumples lost the endorsement of The Ironic and Iconic Banner of Weeklingz Federation.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Empire of Caldrasa.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Ironic and Iconic Banner of Weeklingz Federation.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Fresh Static Snow of Sanjurika.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 28 » Akeland, Katkasistan, Awesomepotomia, Woodleland, Trackeendy, Gooblaria, Dat Countreh, Geektopia, Old Aweic Wirs, Republic Of Bruhlandis, Cutias, Vape of Good Hope, Cato2, Ordimus, Estingberg, Elaeria, Ters Khus, Vray, Aevana, Nova Angelus, The State of New Braiden, The Polar Bear Communities, EAsprts, Decacon, Unogonduria, Terraustra, Greatnessity City, and Wolfsgrad.