“The only prescription is more cowbell!”
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Mouse-a-rific Mousetastic Moderator Mousedom of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an iron fist, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.094 billion Mousebumplesians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58%. A robust private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, children spout "The only prescription is more cowbell!" involuntarily throughout the day, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Mousebumples, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Mousebumples's national animal is the long-haired treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the flying monkey.
Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago
- 7 hours ago: Mousebumples voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Individual Working Freedoms".
- 11 hours ago: Mousebumples was endorsed by The Empire of Cool Spring.
- 11 hours ago: Mousebumples lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- 1 day 6 hours ago: Mousebumples was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
- 1 day 6 hours ago: Mousebumples was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
- 1 day 9 hours ago: Mousebumples endorsed The Oppressed Peoples of Puppetstate House.
- 1 day 9 hours ago: Mousebumples endorsed The Democratic Kingdom of Haktor.
- 1 day 9 hours ago: Mousebumples endorsed The Empire of Cool Spring.
- 1 day 9 hours ago: Mousebumples endorsed The Republic of Calemot.
- 2 days 10 hours ago: Mousebumples lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
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