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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 7th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 116th
The I Moved Your Cheese Bandits of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Regional Influence
WA Delegate / Supreme Chancellor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The I Moved Your Cheese Bandits of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 28.597 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,114 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,824 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 64,036th in the world and 508th in Europeia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 49.78 on the Rand Index.

Most Influential: 7thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 116thBest Weather: 234thLargest Populations: 508thHighest Economic Output: 605thMost Beautiful Environments: 636thLargest Black Market: 667thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 670thHealthiest Citizens: 866thLongest Average Lifespans: 873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 920thSmartest Citizens: 1,041stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,399thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,514thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,531stMost Developed: 1,764thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,883rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,945thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,962ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,713thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,948thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,606thHighest Average Incomes: 3,710thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,500thLargest Retail Industry: 4,804thMost Average: 6,846thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,356thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,262ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,484thMost Armed: 12,079thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,164thMost Stationary: 12,709thMost Secular: 14,831st
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionMost Average: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 74th in the regionMost Armed: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 91st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 123rd in the region

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