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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 10th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 47th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 99th
The I Moved Your Cheese Bandits of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Regional Influence
WA Delegate / Supreme Chancellor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The I Moved Your Cheese Bandits of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 28.446 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,070 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,391 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 90,278th in the world and 757th in Europeia for Most Conservative, scoring 43.54 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 99thBest Weather: 235thLargest Populations: 511thHighest Economic Output: 604thMost Beautiful Environments: 624thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 640thLargest Black Market: 658thLongest Average Lifespans: 836thHealthiest Citizens: 860thMost Advanced Public Education: 868thSmartest Citizens: 1,022ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,402ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,489thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,510thTop
Most Developed: 1,672ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,881stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,905thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,930thHighest Crime Rates: 2,693rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,931stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,721stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,618thLargest Retail Industry: 4,653rdMost Average: 6,631stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,305thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,557thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,823rdMost Armed: 12,044thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,141stMost Stationary: 13,315thMost Secular: 14,754thLargest Governments: 15,414th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Average: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 78th in the regionMost Armed: 85th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 100th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionRudest Citizens: 137th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 142nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 437 » The Knights who say Neee, Namonia, New Spera, Aurie, Athorack, Basement Kitteh, --Neo-America--, Precisely Nothing, Nippluania, Pope Joan, Twilight Imperium, The Roman City-States, Dudeitsatyranny, Alderzan, Meropis, Kotat, The United Republic of the Red Star, Greater Amerigo, Askira, Athenalion, Archology, Saint-Justin, Rucphen, Stokesistan, New Putzistan, Aevana, Voxum Mortalum, Songhan, NGC 6543, Beejland, Theocratic Republic of York, Gooblaria, Katkasistan, Trollfaceia, Tomaenia, South Svednalia, FedRabbistan, The Can-American Republic, Horsweden, St Adricsburg, Ice Hellion, Murchadh, KoTopia, Deepest House, Sartaria, United-Marrshmallows, Neo Romanii, Murden, New Yukotania, Balkania Corp, and 387 others.Elaeria, Bakilior, Caterasia, Kotenoka, Uklovushta, Eloscape, Great Eldaria, Jarlburg, Balazara, Vardosky, II Imperium Romanum, Fandavia, The United Land of Ellisio, Beriwen, Jusduckria, Negros Island and the Visayan Region, Federal Republic of Justins 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Balustravia, Fantamarino, Materlavania, South grand mountain, Stradadin, and Ryiun.
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