The Always 100% Accurate and Trustworthy Except When You're Refusing to Share Your Cheese (Seriously, How Selfish Are You?) of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 28.751 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,147 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,824 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Very Itchy Trigger Finger of Kaboomlandia.
- : Mousebumples lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- : Mousebumples endorsed The Disputed Territories of Germanyistan.
- : Mousebumples endorsed The Meme Federation of Havenedge.
- : Mousebumples endorsed The Commonwealth of Net Sires.
- : Mousebumples endorsed The Republic of New Deskcom.
- : Mousebumples endorsed The Principality of Reformed Evity Slica.
- : Mousebumples endorsed The Holy Empire of Regeland.
- : Mousebumples endorsed The Kingdom of Greenland-Nunavut.
- : Mousebumples lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
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