The Always 100% Accurate and Trustworthy Except When You're Refusing to Share Your Cheese (Seriously, How Selfish Are You?) of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 29.019 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,211 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,062 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Transitrya.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Republic of Mannick.
- : Mousebumples lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- : Mousebumples voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland".
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Free Land of Rockafeller.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Colony of Western.
- : Mousebumples granted Appearance and Embassies authority to The Delegate Elect of Trinnien as WAD Elect in Europeia.
- : Mousebumples rejected a request from The Union of Democratic States for an embassy with Europeia.
- : Mousebumples rejected a request from Forestland of Narnia for an embassy with Europeia.
- : Mousebumples rejected a request from World Defense League for an embassy with Europeia.
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