The I Moved Your Cheese Bandits of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 28.597 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,114 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,824 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Community of Pavilion Tent.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Empire of AntiReaper.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Federation of Slowman.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Holy Blue Zombie Horde of South grand mountain.
- : Mousebumples appointed The Nuts and Bolts of Decacon as Minister of Interior with authority over Communications in Europeia.
- : Mousebumples renamed the office held by The Coolidge State of Calvin Coolidge from "Culture" to "Cultured Panda" in Europeia.
- : Mousebumples appointed The Coolidge State of Calvin Coolidge as Culture with authority over Polls in Europeia.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Free Land of Hais.
- : Mousebumples lost the endorsement of The Free Land of Hais.
- : Mousebumples was endorsed by The Free Land of Hais.
Endorsements Received: 407 » The Knights who say Neee, Namonia, New Spera, Aurie, Athorack, Basement Kitteh, --Neo-America--, Precisely Nothing, Nippluania, Pope Joan, Twilight Imperium, The Roman City-States, Dudeitsatyranny, Alderzan, Meropis, Kotat, The United Republic of the Red Star, Greater Amerigo, Athenalion, Archology, Saint-Justin, Rucphen, Stokesistan, New Putzistan, Aevana, Voxum Mortalum, Songhan, NGC 6543, Beejland, Theocratic Republic of York, Gooblaria, Katkasistan, Trollfaceia, Tomaenia, South Svednalia, FedRabbistan, The Can-American Republic, Horsweden, St Adricsburg, Ice Hellion, Murchadh, KoTopia, Deepest House, Sartaria, United-Marrshmallows, Neo Romanii, Murden, New Yukotania, Balkania Corp, Elaeria, and 357 others.Bakilior, Caterasia, Kotenoka, Uklovushta, Eloscape, Great Eldaria, Jarlburg, Balazara, II Imperium Romanum, Fandavia, The United Land of Ellisio, Beriwen, Jusduckria, Negros Island and the Visayan Region, Federal Republic of Justins Mind, Constancy, Unietera, Cortlandt Manor, Dogeian, Pelorania, Rusland Federati, Ecrye, Paredonia, SingGlobal, Critzerland, Royal Denmark, Central Fifa, Angakluk, Intergalactic Super Pandas, Mystan, Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf, Samuelstani, Scrantonicity, Yngaevonia, Zakanda, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Mediocris Imperium, Nova Germany, The Federated States of Ciyan, Dat Countreh, Shepherds pie, Roycroft, The Republic of Extreme Fairness, The Tugboat Complex, Saiwania, Quradia, Kingdom of Nikolajopolis, New Bir Tawil, Efrium, Biayla, Vulcanistan, Ottoman Nogay, Matriea, Bacolandia, Arvidius, Ardlandia, Patriotic Poland, Varunapolis, The Orion Islands, Gourmet With Genki, KingShadow2675, Possibly this, Almendron, The land of phoebe, Kiosland, Anoynmous Members, Primus Republic, Mitteleurop, Imperatris, HYDRA-Russian Empire, Manania, Trancelusion, Khorusan, Irayyneh, Nebrovsky, Slooshimer, Budraria, Darbystan, Peristonia, Lanteus, Serbernas, Pridaylau, Markovic, Saint Eustache, Raodonia, Mattantia, Bralia, Peoplei, Fantasts, Republic of palau island, Adrii, Sunlith Moon, Caronal, Genistan, Lyubochka, Doggyone, Stegowalrus, Omaha Utopia, Eppia, Epsilon Isle, Girlpants, Xiperus, Unisteia, Taarakia, Republic of the Silver Hand, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Gartenburg, Yeeeeeaaaaaassssssss, Caedancia, Rubengurb, Molderion, Mon Kalimari, Potatamoto, Pichtonia, Sarithet, Insecurity, Great Martaina, United Northen States Canada, Nougayredia, Piggle Giggle, Moriars, Rellacrystal, Servalia, Malashaan Colony, North Freedonia, Stuclica, Ablonezia, The Republic of Egalia, The Gatewatch, WA Delegate, Elizabeth II Windsor, Potchen, Fatalius, Apto, Classical Bombay, Cheesy Island, Azertheia, The Imperial State of Dragovar, For Blood and Empire, Llananas, Bydandia, Majalica, Gordio, Francalba, Vulcain, Diesta, Ossitania, Lindef, American Moderates, Vyrha, Lastovipol, Hydraic Empire, Autoria, Egressus, Austiata, Azkroth, Lokantalo, The Pacific Caliphate, Alenium, San Mazer, Felanland, Barley Planet, Republic of Memia, Neviis, Potestitia, Cepcecic Puppet, Keyshia, Kokuryeo, Glorika, Vietnam Nation, Bonbon2002, Pacific Bohemia, Scotland Northern Ireland and Catalonia, Itany, Spagbolopolis, Pleusia, The United Yognaughts, Metplia, The Republic of the Far North, Emperor Weed, Phoemimus, Haagland, Rasglad, Kyrokesia, Miasmador, Navilater, Maltacrystalash, Isloe, Aniland, Brunhizzle, Serbenasia, Morbidity, SCROW nation, Myrcellia, MacBenton, Raghallaigh, Jabbax, Ellisjo94, Donk90, The Golden Sand, Nortern, European Allied States, Territorio Fumo Memo, New Sanger, Medzumorje, Alviana, The Paruians, Dia Scotia, Affelion, Viveldi, VIKRAM NAGAR, Heartswell, Kreios Aruna, Gaurava, Altzo and Greater Berenia, Vortland, Cigno, Sannhain, Fiqistan, Happy Calculus, The Church of Nibbles, Hasbergen, Biggieville, Korhavela, Pozekia, Delcolnia, Yurdle, The Republic of Elegance, Globurca, Kelklerton, Pikolino, Nivgrad, Karkabov, Chuzitsa, Trepo, Grumbletica, Schradistan, Brads Nation, Hudtopia, Currope, Thierand, Helix Labs, Puckingham, Klatonia, Great Extramadure, European Commision, Capitalist Order, Vanesaprincesa, Unavonan, Pasta Patriots, Leinadior, 5 Tiger Generals, Qutopiia, Renal Osteodystrophy, Fortunica, Aditya Republic, Whiznon, Austristan, Akeland, Overlords power, Anatoliachia, Lamebabwe, Beasts of No Nations, Dank Memes n shizzle, Drewtonia, Compris, Soviet Gopnik Union, BLENBLOBLEM, Maynila, Lannistland, Daemon Federation, United industrial, New Marlon, Detinu Se, Siranusia, Celtian, The Vescillo Islands, Ryvedas, Anatigalla, Verntalia, Valentisa, Bees In Space, Tranqui, The Republic of Pepe, Anglum, Patasea, Judsoon, Meackers, Nexoon, Ilnmercy, Yugarritia, Dinogetia, Sierra Lionne, Amberian Islands, Smurphtopia, Strathclyde County, Pacificy, Gustavpolis, Interzone Inc, Cobrumia, Vistavus, The Blue Shirts, Symorland, Olde Radar, Paulotzia, Aronimus, Moerderreich, Filipinas Kanluran, The Republic of IceIceJay, Fionima, Yudah, Masandonia, Balustravia, Fantamarino, Materlavania, Stradadin, Ryiun, Mens Gallery, Arylle, YILDIRIM, Novi Grad, Elundia, Colsolona, Stasopir Islands, Gibralstantinople, Horizen, Oghuz Khagan, Bishtopio, Hirnianika, Chiudeia, Babel Island, Kiromagnus, Samudera Darussalam, Tropiche, Ubani, Great Futurama, Buranocia, Skyviolia, Metal Alliance of Mavor, Creen Free, Winnk, BoonerTropilis, Lolcatistan, Mariyno, Laagun, Christan people, Vape of Good Hope, Carstvoslavia, Hindh, Ujanislov, Greater Rylian, Stilandia, Hais, South grand mountain, Slowman, AntiReaper, and Pavilion Tent.