“The only prescription is more cowbell!”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Truckler
The Mouse-a-rific Mousetastic Moderator Mousedom of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.408 billion Mousebumplesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, children spout "The only prescription is more cowbell!" involuntarily throughout the day, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Mousebumples, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Mousebumples's national animal is the long-haired treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the flying monkey.
Most Recent Government Activity: 39 minutes ago
- 10 minutes ago: Mousebumples was endorsed by The Democratic States of Conlectum.
- 38 minutes ago: Mousebumples lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- 12 hours ago: Mousebumples endorsed The Democratic States of Conlectum.
- 1 day 2 hours ago: Mousebumples was endorsed by The Republic of Calemot.
- 1 day 11 hours ago: Mousebumples endorsed The Republic of Agemanlia.
- 1 day 11 hours ago: Mousebumples endorsed The Commonwealth of HackF.
- 1 day 11 hours ago: Mousebumples endorsed The Democratic Republic of Oreum.
- 1 day 15 hours ago: Mousebumples was endorsed by The Fiefdom of SATAN IS DA BESTEST.
- 1 day 16 hours ago: Mousebumples was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Michigan Federation.
- 2 days ago: Mousebumples was endorsed by The United States of Nerany Inua.
Endorsements Received: 156 » The Knights who say Neee, Arvena, Namonia, Cortuilera, Castelvetro, Somagline, New Spera, Haleytinium, Demons and Monsters of Norway, Scantium, Fartsoundia, Helvetti, United Republic of the Crusaders, Aurie, Bralia, Paulotzia, Saint Freyja, Athorack, Fortia, Trollfaceia, Irritating Optimists, Serania, Armenika, Apto, Felibus, Basement Kitteh, Razari, Objectivias, Merigold, CassyStyles, Truog, Duncan Isles, Desu Reich, --Neo-America--, Fusion States, Salacia-Actaea, Precisely Nothing, Bulkavik, Baltan, Nippluania, Highfront, Northern Bacau, Northmeadow, Pope Joan, Democratic Republic Of Orangeville, Twilight Imperium, Tharlorion, Crochet, Austrur, Gariann, and 106 others.Seniell, Caneira, Gustavpolis, Cookiebuzzer, Bolaly, Cresthallow, The Roman City-States, North Jensland, Marnuvia, Dudeitsatyranny, Alderzan, Lincia, Meropis, Hackatopia, Insomniac dormouse, Kuroaitou, Liberal Federation of Bankers, Cherdoskie, Kotat, Jaccardistan, Prussian Alsace-Lorraine, Berezagonia, Twispar, Seeba, The United Republic of the Red Star, Golden Shore, Saint Eustache, Edgenon, Greater Amerigo, Askira, Nujen, Athenalion, Balustravia, North Freedonia, Skylia, Archology, Saint-Justin, Dotana, Rucphen, Stokesistan, Baharun, Thanen, DDAHK, Gladsgow, Pommeh, Dierdista, Gathia Launia, Tigerlandia, Starrsland, Neu-Hessen, Golden Pig, Nickotopolis, Haktor, Cool Spring, Barlands, New Putzistan, Schankenburg, CarolineMae, Nation of Shopkeepers, Truth through Wisdom, Arrow Flight, TwinBane, Expugnia, John Nghtingale, Of Wonder, Orientales Romanorum Imperium, Nedervulgr, Evroppa, Indovica, Moonsinth, The Western China, Koveksia, Pixelistan, Land of the not so Lost, Navarrasands, Central American States, Entrupreuria, Anumian Commodore, Finnzil, Valknia, Marnip, New British Sovereignty, Technocratic Psychedelia, Noordeinde, Kisan, Caonam, Atiriax, Ambrella, Epirum, WallBrook, Imperial Arctura, Thesteroy, Skunk-Ridge, Izgubljenska, Civilirus, Of Herbshire, Kokolavia, Tbern, Aeukera, Houlihan, Gun Nutty Buddies, Nerany Inua, The Michigan Federation, SATAN IS DA BESTEST, Calemot, and Conlectum.