The Kingdom of Mizialand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.659 billion Mizias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mizia economy, worth a remarkable 4,594 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,109 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mizialand is ranked 7,110^th in the world and 342^nd in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 183.72 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.